the point of these features is ostensibly to create a safer way to interface with phones.

Herlock is an idiot, but thankfully not a stubborn one.

The thing that continues to bother me, is it’s clear that CDPR made a game that was designed to push the limits of high end hardware, but still encouraged last gen console owners to preorder and purchase. They did this knowing that they needed last gen purchases to justify the cost of the game’s development, but also…

They strike me as ‘ancient, dusty senator’ types. There’s no need to explain exactly who they are, because their real nature is not the point. The nature they chose is as architects. The nature you choose, it’s like a promise you keep. And they are the ones who broke the promise.

It’s a shame that the GMG Union agreed to a “no strike” clause, I hope there was a significant giveback on that.

For the sake of his sister’s health, let’s hope the Jets don’t tie on Sunday.

to be fair, 5am is when you have to leave to get to Ashburn by start of business

No, I think it should stay in use. I think we should keep beating that particular dead horse until some player, somewhere, manages to earn a lifetime ban from the NFL for something other than kneeling for the anthem. I want to see the other behavior that makes every team in the NFL say “I don’t care if he’s got talent…

Megan Rapinoe did that and one of the people to shit on her for it was Carli Lloyd. If Trump invited the team to the White House, she would be first in line (second in line would be Sam Mewis).

And that retirement’s name? Albert Einstein.

As I.C. Weiner said below, they have been trying to break into foreign markets since long before they were trying to become either the fourth branch of American Government or the sixth branch of the Armed Services.

Severino: [puts down #1 sign]

To really put the duration of this contract into perspective, when it expires, R. Kelly will try to have sex with it.

the ceremonial first bet in Philadelphia was placed by Glen Macnow

I was actually enjoying the trailer until the last scene. Silly string giz. Gee how inventive...

three possible stances for federal courts to take on a given subject: “this is fundamentally illegal,” “any state passing restrictions on this would be illegal,” and “we don’t give a shit, states can make their own call”

the Supreme Court just made its official ruling #3.

there’s a lot of old state laws hanging around…

That would be awesome, but I don’t know how you’d get him warmed up. He can’t leave the game while they’re in the field, and he doesn’t have long when they’re at bat, because his spot might come up. Give Mike Trout a catcher’s mitt and let him throw every time somebody hits a foul ball into the seats? Well timed mound…

And this is how I know that the Ready Player One riddles would have been solved by reddit users in a matter of hours.

Replace Vision with a Wakandan-built Monae-as-Jocasta

He’s the whole package.