The "best Monday in July" record is more impressive when you consider that for Spider-Man 2, that Monday was July 4.

Next up on the AV Club, “water is wet”

Hang on, that’s the same logic used to name a character “The Grey Man” in the Hardy Boys novels. I call bullshit on the creator of this franchise!

Investors.

The racism is more jarring, I think, because fans who’ve been playing localized versions of Ace Attorney since the beginning are used to the “Japanifornia” setting (or for the French audience, Japaris). Even though it’s hard to miss that the original scripts are firmly set in Japan, the text we’re presented with…

Nah.

The only one that comes to mind is Virtual On, and it's been a long time since they made an appearance.

He’s just a guy who loves kicking Captain America in the face! The MCU needs that!

And they made him a generic mercenary with no personality or genuine dialogue AGAIN. 

It sounds like they weren’t trying to spark the kind of wild theorizing that “Fietro” set off, though, so their manipulation didn’t work the way it was supposed to.

Yeah, the Peters casting was too clever by half for the story they were trying to tell with it. In a vacuum it would be hilarious, but with the context that Disney just bought Fox and had already announced at least one of the X-characters would jump to the MCU, it was entirely predictable that the audience would take…

Apart from everybody else's very reasonable comments on why someone might mention those things in a review, the passage you're quoting wasn't about the quality of the game but about the phenomenon of invested fans forcefully defending its publisher. It's perfectly relevant to bring up CDPR's history of bad behavior…

Oh man, that is *decadent.* I love it. Not enough to try to find Hikaru and Umi editions to join my Fuu disc, but still.

If you want to know what the series will (hopefully) be like, maybe watch the backdoor pilot that ran as a DuckTales episode last month? It’s on YouTube!

The best part of Luke as an antagonistic Force ghost is that it would have let Hamill put a touch of Joker into the role, which sounds *delightful*. I don’t see the need for Tor Valum to exist, but hey, at least he’s not just Palpatine again (and it would give us the Giant Inhuman Sith Lord villain that Snoke’s first…

I’m hoping it was all from Act I because they looked same-y as fuck.

These “sports” things...are there sticks involved? I’ve heard sticks (or maybe stickiness? It’s a little jumbled) are important.

I’m sure, but at the same time I doubt the bosses would shed a tear if “forced” to fire all the staff and start fresh.

“How one might be familiar with Muggsy Bogues and not Allen Iverson is a feat of the mind I’ll never understand.”

Probably should have asked this before Minshew Mania took hold.