They should be ridiculously confident. It is the Super Bowl. They have no bearing the outcome. Be overconfident and have fun! I hate the Philly fans. They are the second worst. Today? I wish them the best.

MUST KILL DUNK SON GOKU

Specifically at Fort Sumter

Indeed. Who among us hasn’t plowed a shopping cart into the back of an unsuspecting stranger’s legs upon seeing them get away with having too many items in the express checkout lane?

26-14 or, as it’s known in Alabama, courtin’ ages.

Martha jokes will stop being funny when that film stops being shitty.

Producer: “Cue up something for the loss of Roy Halladay.”

Your 10-year-old sounds like a neat kid but, unfortunately, given that you have allowed him to be a Cowboys fan, I have reluctantly alerted Child Protective Services.

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Deadspin: The Dodgers had their shots.

You know Isaiah Thomas is gonna put up an identical statline against Brooklyn.

Sports babe has never been ESPN’s steez. The very first thing I noticed when Charissa Thompson moved to Fox was how much shorter her dresses got. They’ve never even pushed how ridiculously hot Cari Champion is, and she’s GotDayum!

They have more in common than Ben probably realizes. In response to the draft, Trump also faked a foot injury to avoid getting killed.

Completely aside from this bet, let’s take a moment to consider the kind of person who, in the seconds after a record-setting, nail-biting victory, in the throes of adrenaline, calls his teammate “you son of a gun”.

To be fair to Francesa, this is the worst thing any coach has ever done at Penn State.

Hiding in the slots and bolting at the wrong time in a way that catches the eyes of officials is what Michael Bennett does for a living.

I think it’s pretty much guaranteed at this point that every time he tried to call a play in the huddle Christian Hackenberg would somehow lock himself inside the trunk of a 2012 Toyota Yaris in a Metuchen NJ shopping mall parking lot.

Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

The Bucs’ offering to help pay is an empty gesture. They are only willing to donate $4, or a buck an ear.