As soon as it came out that the packages spelled "Florida" wrong, it was inevitable.

Kevin White, Kevin Dyson, whatever.

If we’re getting the extended Allen family then I demand Impulse RIGHT THE HELL NOW.

That makes no sense, Mack plays OLB

The important thing to remember is that the Pelicans also employ Emeka Okafor, and therefore have replaced Cousins with....cousins.

Who the fuck calls him "L.J." instead of LBJ?

I note that this passage says nothing about defense.

LeBron could have cut him before OT, either figuratively or literally, and nobody would say a word. What an all-time fuckup.

They’re also high-budget serialized genre TV based on long-running but theoretically finite novel series. It’s not that absurd a comparison.

That is DEFINITELY Segata Sanshiro.

One of the things that made me love the Flash show is that the first thing Barry does after getting his powers is to poke fun at the idea that he’s in better shape after spending six months in a coma developing superpowers. “Lightning gave me abs?”

If you’re ending the amateur draft then why do we need relegation to avoid teams tanking for draft picks that don’t exist anymore?

It’d make more sense than that New Girl episode.

I read it as “including no component of physical skill.”

As a football fan without any particular FBS allegiance who married into a Sooner family I was glad to see Baker Mayfield go first overall.

Looking at the compensation the Eagles got for pick 32, I have to think they see keeping Lamar Jackson out of their division as a primary benefit from that trade.

I can’t help but notice that this is the first mention of the Sixers on Deadspin since game 4 of their series with Miami. Did something happen after that?

The thing about that amazing Homecoming scene is that the father threatening to murder his daughter’s boyfriend is a supervillain.

Bradley Beal might need a few tries at that.

Wow, that’s a big surprise and disappointment. Obviously nobody’s going to come out and say so but for the company to bail at this point in development, you have to assume the pilot was crap, right?