The NFLN video linked in the article says that it’s the fastest time by an LB “since we started recording this stuff in 2003.”

Nobody, that’s just when they started keeping Combine records.

The funniest part is that Cleveland *didn’t* stop trying, except on defense - Saric’s was the third straight uncontested dunk after it became clear that the Cavs weren’t coming back. Both sides were having a little fun in the final seconds after the game was out of reach, until Clarkson decided to get pissy.

If anything it burns the Eagles, who might have been able to keep DeFilippo if they could have formally offered him the OC job last week.

“Newsflash, fuckwads: I’m a good person” is a million times better than anything Shakespeare ever wrote.

Jesus, we couldn’t even get to be the smuggest assholes in the NFL through our parade?

If you’re the kind of person who hates ashes, sure.

Who replaces the replacement player?

But how much of that was Smith elevating KC instead of the other way around? Because he’s not exactly going into a cushy situation in DC - they’re going to be far more similar to the 49ers team that he couldn’t get on track with.

Fuck these dickbags for making me take Tom Brady’s side in a dispute. I just feel deflated.

If the Jags win the Super Bowl and next season doesn’t open with the Bad Place experiencing a freak ice storm, that’s the biggest missed opportunity in TV history.

I don’t see how LaVar Ball would have any particular sway over Kyle Kuzma.

Absolutely, I don’t understand why nobody’s bringing that up. There’s no exception in the forward pass rule for if it’s deflected.

Oh boy, it’s time for the annual slate of columns where “not drinking” is treated as some impenetrable hellworld that none but the bravest can enter and return to tell the tale!

And you CERTAINLY can’t have a fake spike where only one receiver knows the play, and have that receiver go over the middle. Jesus.

Near fall!

I can’t speak for either of the Rams fans in LA, but Eagles fans spend the entire season in a “fuck the Cowboys” fugue state no matter what’s happening in the world. Even this level of nonsense barely registers.

“Speared gently in the helmet.” Well, if it was gentle then I guess there was no problem.

Phillies fan, only got to enjoy his work for a few years but what a few years they were. Incredible pitcher, remarkable human being and I’ve never stopped being annoyed that we didn’t get him a ring. God knows he deserved one, or twelve.

As an Eagles fan I kind of want Dallas to sneak into a wild card spot just so they can be forced to play the game without Elliott after this ridiculousness carries his suspension into the postseason.