I’m an Eagles fan, so I blame the Jets for every goddamned minute I had to spend watching Mark Sanchez play football over the last two years.

Is it possible for the rowers to compete with only six eligible Russians? It strikes me as if all but four of a country’s basketball team were disqualified — that’d be as good as banning every last one.

The thing is, that’s clearly not going to be a problem with trans people, regardless of which bathroom they’re using.

I was expecting the usual “cops offended by statement that racism is bad” whining, so I’m impressed with Mr. Loomis for managing to piss me off even though the original post was actually a graphic depiction of a police officer being murdered. Way to bring your A game!

A woman I follow on Twitter posted today about getting stopped by a patrol officer for Pokémon Go'ing While Black. Freaked her out badly and soured her on the game. God, I wish this article were just theory.

“The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money.

But he also says they were handing out Vicodin. And even if a player does stick to anti-inflammatories during his NFL career, if the chronic pain persists after retirement (which for many it absolutely does) opiates could get more and more attractive.

I feel like you’re slipping into Diamond Joe Biden by the end there.

I didn’t even play MGS3 and I’m offended by this.

So.....now death threats, I guess?

99 times out of 100, the idiots who pull shit like this are also the ones who consider themselves “true” members of the community and will fight to keep the gates closed. You think the guy who considers video games “the only thing I live for” only got into them because they went mainstream?

You know what would help them make better decisions in real time? More live-ball training, like the league could put them through between games/seasons if they didn’t have day jobs.

Kotaku first wrote about Up Up Down Down last September, but sure, you discovered it for them.

I’m expecting the NFL not to even dignify this with a response, which means the first test of whether Brady has a chance in hell will be if the court requests an opposing brief from the league.

I mean, it’s a fact that he’s not great at throwing to first, but just look at the video. The ball is wedged in the webbing so hard that it doesn’t fall out while spinning end over end....I don’t think the yips does that.

+4

When I look back on this comment it will be exactly as moronic as it appears right now.

(Eagles fan)

I’m not sure I’d call it “easy,” as such.

It’s pretty lintrocious.