I don’t have cable or League Pass, so...me?

The part I’m excited for is Young Animal. Handing a bunch of the DC universe’s weird back-catalog properties to a single creator and some handpicked collaborators has produced some damn good stuff in the past, and I’m interested to see what Gerard Way does with this opportunity. Especially in Doom Patrol.

Is it really trutherism when the violation is common knowledge and they just think the punishment should be more severe?

Then don’t the biased coverage? The idea was that fans of one team or the other could watch the equivalent of a hometown broadcast without needing their school’s dedicated cable channel, and people who just want to watch a good game could tune in to TBS. Unless you’re on some wacky-ass cable package that carries TNT…

Tomato, tomahto.

Every Snyder movie I’ve seen was the work of a guy with the storytelling talent of a newborn naked mole rat, but who directs good action scenes. So I was planning to eventually watch Man of Steel for the fights, at least (not in theaters, though). Then I saw the climactic battle on YouTube and gave up the entire DC…

Give them a break, they’re a bit strapped for cash right now.

No fucking way. I will hurl Dan Snyder into the pits of Hell myself before I let him fuck up traffic here even worse.

And most importantly, RED COINS! (Okay, “pink.”) Finally, something other than 1-ups to use for exploration incentives!

Well this sure as shit isn’t how I wanted my old high school to show up in national media.

The winning strategy for the one Girl Scout mom I interact with is to (a) be the only person selling cookies in the office; and (b) have a daughter who your co-workers have seen through the entire process of fighting childhood leukemia. Girl cleans up every January.

If you preorder an UbiSoft game knowing that they’ve gone out of their way to prevent reviewers from telling you what it’s like, you deserve to lose your money. Maybe twice.

This gives me flashbacks to playing Metal Gear Solid on Extreme for the first time, in a good way.

In my previous life as a community newspaper reporter, there was a period where the paper was a complete shitshow because they fired our editor-in-chief (who was the only news editor) and replaced him with no one, leaving me and the sports editor to run the whole show ourselves, including editing each other’s stories.…

This is just puzzling to me. Branding, fine, whatever, but why would Nike/Under Armour/etc make their balls substantially different from the standard-issue model? They have to know it’s just going to get them bitched out by everyone. Just change out the logo.

People who have gaming-capable PCs but bought an XB1 solely or largely for Quantum Break have reason to be upset here, but no one else does. And buying a console for a game that isn’t out yet is even worse than preordering a game, so they deserve to be disappointed.

“Why would he want to slap you with no pants?”

Wait...do you think “Manning Face” means something other than “Petyon Manning makes funny facial expressions when he’s sad about losing”? It’s not about why he lost, it’s that he did lose and then he looks like a constipated toddler.

The most likely charitable reading I can think of is that he realized that his momentum was going to carry him straight into #67, taking the only two Panthers with a chance at the ball out of the play. Not THAT likely, though.

Jeff Parker and Darwyn Cooke mashing together Jonny Quest, Space Ghost, et al.: YES.