In defense of waiting until after the storm to start shoveling:

Jesus, I didn’t realize he was terminal. I’ve been following his stuff since the early days of his Shining Force III let’s play, recently unfollowed thanks to GG nonsense but....ugh. I was all ready to be flippant about not wanting to hear what he has to say on social media anyway, but now I’m just glad he’s not going…

Hang on, one plus two plus one plus one....

They do, but playing run defense agains the 2015 Patriots is easy mode. Carolina can be stopped but they’re still going to make you work for it, and thus take some of the emphasis off the pass rush.

Literally the only league that’s bad enough where we need to change a core part of the game because a few players are so unskilled they’re ruining the event.

Two feet of expected accumulation is a problem, but the bigger issue per the NWS warnings is whiteout conditions during the snowfall. Visibility is supposed to be near or at zero, and people should be staying the fuck off the road in those conditions.

I live near Dulles airport, which is targeted for a MINIMUM of 24 inches according to the national weather service. I don’t drink, but I’m gonna consume enough frozen pizza and hot chocolate to give a full-grown moose heart disease.

My brain is telling me that Kubiak went for two to win at the end of regulation with the Texans, back when they were still a post-expansion scrappy underdog instead of a sad joke.

Fortunately, they’re with the Browns instead.

“Why does this happen? Clearly, people are hungry for the sort of game New Vegas delivered—that is, an experience focusing around RPG elements, and a rich, choice-driven post-apocalyptic story.”

Exactly. It’s not “emasculating” for some coaches to have their OCs call the plays, is it? He’s got a weakness that by this point in his coaching career is clearly understood and defined — why not get an assistant to balance it out?

I wonder if the egregious fan-shitting is a deliberate part of the strategy — “you can’t make us play another season in [St. Louis/Oakland/San Diego], they’re going to fucking hate us after what we said in the application.”

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That’s my bet. Bowen said on Twitter that he’s sure something happened behind the scenes between Saturday and now. Given the disastrous personnel moves of the past offseason, it would only be rational for Lurie to tell Chip that he’s only keeping his job if he gives up control of the roster.

Yeah, the stupid part of the rule is having there be a difference between choosing to kick and choosing to defer, not in giving the team a choice at all.

We’re not, though. The aforementioned wife is minus about three feet of small intestine and part of her colon. This does not cause a loss of bowel control.

Also potatoes, chicken and bread with a side of overcooked vegetables for every meal gets pretty damn old.

Re: The poop of the week, my wife has severe Crohn’s. At no point in her worst, most hospital-worthy flare-ups would bed-shitting be considered a reasonable consequence of her condition.

How portentious!