Joke? Do you think “the sky is blue” is supposed to be a punchline too?

THAT’S not family friendly!

No way Daniel Snyder would spend money on actual babies when he could save five bucks by getting the stuff made with baby substitute.

The announcers called that Ertz catch the result of a pick play too, and I’m still puzzled by the idea that if a receiver who’s fully engaged with a defender gets pushed backwards into a second defender, that’s an obvious offensive foul.

It’s funny that “his rivals squashing him for their own advantage” means “forcing him to field a team that might beat their teams.”

I appreciate that MGS2 was trying to do a shit-ton of new and postmodern stuff but it was just waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too clever for its own good, and was also just a shitty game to sit down and play — alternately user-hostile and insultingly easy.

Reading these stories just makes me appreciate the fact that I’ve led the most boring life in the world.

That was my exact thought, he’s Capcom’s take on Faust. Lanky but surprisingly mobile goofy guy, complete with swimming-through-the-air attack.

Holy crap, dude. You guys know how to drop a surprise.

Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?

The main thing stopping me from getting a Vita is those god-damned memory cards. Whenever the price dips low enough to be worth considering I look at how much I’d have to tack on for storage and “nope” right back to my 3DS.

It takes some kind of blinders to look at an industry where the media is expected to ignore the existence of leaks, only write news in response to press releases and to drop any line of critique that makes the suits feel uncomfortable, on pain of complete loss of access — and then say the companies are the ones“eating…

Hopefully it means I can just skip the fights altogether. They promised that would be possible in the Kickstarter.

Unless they’ve changed it since Kieron Gillen was writing her, there’s only one America Chavez in the multiverse.

Honestly, I’m just surprised VW didn’t include a blanket arbitration agreement and class-action waiver in its purchasing contract.

I don’t know, but they persist no matter how ridiculous the lines get, and it confuses the hell out of me.

The wait is probably unbearable for some people, even if it’s now the shortest it’s been all year!

+1 yard short of the marker.

It could be adapted as a Disney musical about talking koalas and clear that bar.

Can’t it be both? I really feel like it might be both.