"The rich kid gets the girl, and the car, and into Princeton, because he said so."

The lesson I'm taking from this is that nobody has to feel guilty about making fun of Manziel, because he brought it on himself from the beginning.

Sometimes people like watching portrayals of things that are not real, because they are entertaining. Do you go into discussions on io9 and tell people that Star Trek is all made up?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure The Knee That Beats People is one of his finishers now. (I'd argue that the Yes Lock should also count, but eh)

And their neighbors get to keep inhaling hot sauce for years upon years. Hooray!

Each Lupin character has at least three contradictory origin stories. You just roll with it.

Most MMOs aren't evil/incompetent in this specific way, but I guess it is good that they're getting used to evil and/or incompetence.

Please tell me it was just Wil Wheaton.

To say nothing of Travis Henry.

That doesn't solve the "bad team" problem. The fact that the Bills make people in Western New York happier is a sad testament to the quality of life there, not evidence of why other cities should be fighting to become their new home.

My only experience with Dell's refurb store involved getting a video card that somehow buzzed under load (it didn't even have a fan! It had noisy circuits somehow) and a hard drive that failed within 72 hours. Tested rigorously, I'm sure.

NOW his ankles work. I see how it is.

We're laughing at Duke again.

There's actually a selectable offline mode, rather than the old "disconnect from the Internet before you start the game" kind of "offline mode"? That's good to know. Because seriously, fuck invasions.

Yeah, but bear in mind the 5-hour figure is the "multiple playthroughs, trophy hunting, etc." number.

I love the goalie's body language. No matter your native tongue, "What the fuck? No, seriously, what the fuck?" is universal.

Amazon does have a storefront for digital Playstation games. You guys even link to it in your deals section!

Cowboy Bebop bored me to tears the first time I watched it. The "flashback" episodes had some great moments, but there are only a few of those episodes, and the stand-alone/filler stories were all doubly pointless - they didn't impact any overall plotline *and* they always ended with the main characters screwing…

Look, if Knicks executives were good at thinking up excuses for the stupid things they do, there wouldn't be a protest in the first place.

They could even fill it with water! Do you know how important it is to have a bottle of water with you in the desert? You'd be a fool not to take any opportunity to get an empty bottle!