Wow, a 2002 S10 Blazer with an LS1!?

Crack Pipe 1. Clearly  they read jalopnik.

“I’ve waited long enough already,”

WTF did he really expect them to do?

Well at least now he has a handicap

I’m all for annihilating the south. They still fly the confederate flag, so as far as I am concerned they are not Americans, but rather, enemy combatants to be exteriminated like the vermin they are.

“While police were unsuccessful in their attempts to revive the woman, they were able to renew their CPR certification for one calendar year.”

Only when preceded by “Netflix and” does chill mean “fuck” Netflix and chill is equal to your generations “parking”.

I’m kind of waiting for them to drag race on rickshaws.

Note: Mad Max actually starts when all of these modern smart cars are programmed to redline until the engine seizes.

No, people aren’t buying EV’S because batteries fucking suck. People won’t start buying them until they can be recharged in 5 minutes and there are universal supercharging stations at every gas station.

People are not buying EV’s because they are still too expensive. Once the bulk of the R&D will be paid out, and EV’s will become on par with gasoline cars (price wise) then sales will take off.

“Quart” is misspelled on that badge.

I’ll let you drive that.

You are the worst.

Yeah, but some brands manage their dealer better than others. I’m not a fan of Toyota’s modern offerings, but they have a fantastic dealer experience, and consistently good service departments. I love my new Fiestas (yup, two!) and my very hard working and trusty E350 van, but most Ford dealers have showrooms from the…

For eight year old CaptainButters this was my Waterloo. Never passed it. Thanks for the great memories.

“300 lbs. of body cladding”

Just buy a Comanche.