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America, the creator of “whateva I do what I want!”

RIP diesel

I love the three time zone clocks on the wall having the same time.

I would have taken any cash out of the wallet, and chucked it off to the side of the road after the dickhead in the car pulled out like that. Fuck trying to return it in the first place. That phone would have eventually met a similar fate on its own.

It’s still infinitely better than not liking any car.

Sure: Pink Topped Punching Lady, aka White Trash Russian with a twist:

Ingredients: Redbull, 1 2/3 oz Grain alcohol, 1 oz Fresh cream, 1/8 tsp red KoolAid powder.

Isn’t that redundant?

Then don’t click on the blatantly political posts. Clicks = ad revenue, so if you don’t like them, don’t make them profitable.

This would be a #1 Bestseller in China.

This is why HOAs suck ass.

Hello welcome to Jalopnik you must be new here we have cars and engines and things that go fast too please stay awhile

I don’t have enough Stars of David to give you.

Pretty wild that Stormfront can’t find a single fucking grammar nazi.

If I had to drive a Chevy Aveo, I’d do everything in my power to make sure no one knew I drove one - like not get arrested and have that information on file, for example.

COTD.

That was very endearing.

I would be angry at the whole world too, if i drove a Chevy Aveo.

F1 cars would be better if they could also haul freight

The British and the Nazis are not morally equivalent.