“Can you imagine a NOLA-inspired Beyonce breakup album? It probably wouldn’t be as good as a NOLA-inspired Beck breakup album, but it’d be close.”

This is what I came to say.

Best use of this gif EVER

To be fair, if Fox News blurred out the asses, the entire screen would be a pixelated mess.

She is beautiful and the color magnificent on her. But pleats are horrible. Crimped fabric is not okay, IMHO.

That is totally Brecon.

This is a great first step. But I want to see retailers do this with clothes. I have found that boys and girls jeans and sweatpants are cut drastically differently for children as young as 3 months old. I regularly shop for clothes for my daughter in the boys section. I don’t feel as though my 15 month old child needs…

I just wanted to let you know I come back and read this every so often. When I first liked it I did not have children. Now my husband and I have a daughter. It is so true. You are great. Thank you.

When I see anything about Kristie Alley I try to think of Drop Dead Gorgeous. Otherwise I have a visceral dislike. Sorry, Xenu.

“Ever do that thing where you hate someone SO much that you seduce them just to see how limitless a human you can be? That’s how I feel about these shoes.”

Does anyone else see a resemblance between her and Rachel Griffiths?

I read this as “Bobby, Lord of the Fingerings” and while it is nonsensical I can’t stop laughing.

I couldn’t agree more. My hubby and I actually find sleeping on it can really help. Staying up all night exhaustively hashing it out makes for delirious crying and breakdowns.

Who is that?

I got Kenickie’s broken condom! LOVE IT.

IF Ansel Egghead ruins Sesame Street for my daughter and me I would freak out. I know this is a joke. But I’m all uppity about it.

How is having children in an overpopulated world that is on the brink of world war and ecological destruction a selfless ac?

The way people react when you only have one child is so extreme. I only have one child (who is one year old). And while I think I will choose to have more, the reaction I get from only having one is ridiculous. First of, unless you have a multiple birth, even large families start with an only child. Secondly, my kid…

Wishbone! He's the greatest.

This coat is absolutely perfect.