I have never watched The Bachelor and I LOVE UnReal.

I was in elementary school when this happened. I remember being concerned that we were going to go to war with Japan because I couldn’t think of anything worse you could do to another person than barf on them, in public no less.

Kim Kardashian keeps all the fat she’s gotten removed via liposuction in a freezer, in case she wants it injected somewhere else.

I miss millihelen

I always assumed there was a costume department and that they didn’t provide their own clothes. Go figure.

She talks like I do when I have too much to drink and accidentally pick up a work call on my cell phone. When else do you use the words orchestrated and edification in the same sentence?

I editted that for her:

::::backs away slowly::::

Bingo, this back and forth here about the new nickname has me crying laughing at work. I have no idea if this is some inside joke, but you two are funny.

This is what I came here to say. I guess she could get some sort of THC IV drip going during her sleep...

I am my bosses gift. I am enough.

You and Jane Marie Should get together and have a bedazzling/pillow-belting party!

This is TOTALLY a big problem in my relationship (I made a comment in below about a fight we had just last night). I am always telling my husband it is my fatalistic nature. If he is gonna cheat on me, I can’t do anything to prevent it. I am who I am. We have a good relationship. An individual decides their own…

That is sooo unrealistic in my family’s life style. Work? Travel? Friends? Carpooling?

I am always offending Mr. Dinner by being the opposite of jealous. In fact, just last night I suggested he not wear his wedding ring to a child-play center when he takes our daughter next week during the work-day to see how much he gets hit on my the moms. I was curious and considered it a social experiment. He was…

“Excuse me, sir, are you lost?”

I think about it differently. Here is a group that is praised by rich and powerful people in the entertainment industry, wich is an industry that people are dying to be a part of. These are idols, trendsetters, people with power. People want to be near them and know their secrets. Then, said powerful people tell the…

I think that is a great way to put it so people understand the draw this ‘church’ has. It is a cult, through and through.