Thank you, that is very sweet. I'm just someone who doesn't spend/have big bucks.

Long Island - but I wanted to get married in Philly, but Long Island is a wedding factory and was definitely cheaper.

How much my wedding cost is an embarrassment to me, but isn't that much in the scale of New York weddings. It probably came out to a little less than $20K. It was a great day and we had a beautiful, personal ceremony. The food and dancing were fantastic. And, I really like the guy still almost 6 years and one kid…

Breakfast fish is the best. Your wedding sounds delicious.

I was so excited to watch this. And now I have lower self esteem.

It isn't my fault! He said there is no thing as objective perception and everything is subjective so I should shut up about #thedress! I had to do it. I had too!

I'm totally late to the story here, but this line: "Wear whatever you want to the beach. If people don't like it, they can look away, preferably into a book for their dumb heads," it is brilliant. Kudos.

Mr. Dinner was CONVINCED the beach balls were CGI. I accused him of being high. He kept saying "they look like they aren't really there."

I'd really love a ModClothKids. Just sayin'.

Do you live in the future?

How is there video? I don't get it.

This story was pretty interesting, but I think the readers have spoken: you must tell us about the twin lesbian love triangle.

Splitsies all the kitties. Solomon style.

I want 70 kitties. So there.

That cat (Fig. 5) looks like Penny Marshall.

You are not an asshole. But you are apparently a bird with a cat avatar and I find that perplexing.

Me too. I'm right there with you. I listened to this after reading the comments and thought, if the baby is fine, I'm not gonna cry. Well, yeah. Sobbing.

This is an amazing idea! Thank you!

I am so tired of this bullshit and articles like the huff post's recent "5 reasons you should have sex with your husband every day." Where the hell is the "5 ways to be a better husband" articles or just articles encouraging both spouses, no matter their gender, to respect, listen to, and remember to be sexual towards…

It just goes to show that one man's pleasure is another woman's worst nightmare. He seems so happy. However, after a terrible food poisoning incident that I am 100% sure came from the Olive Garden around 14 years ago I am nauseous even thinking about walking into an Olive Garden.