"Lorde Thinks It's All Downhill After Your Teens" - well, for her it sure will be.

This is news because of Ron Burgundy! Blame him! (I watched Anchorman 2 last night)

Claudia was the best. Excellent ranking.

Thank you so much for this article. I particularly understand your statement that "It is scary and weird to experience no pain in childbirth, but the fact that there is no pain doesn't make it a lesser experience. It's just a different one."

This is captivating. So beautiful. I am so NOT a fashion person, but Carolina Herrera has always stood out to me.

You will be greatly missed. I wish you all the best. Thank you for everything you have contributed. I am such a fan and will look forward to reading your work at Vice.

I've always thought this kid looked like a baby Patton Oswalt.

That is almost exactly what I said! I believe my exact quote was "A good band name for some punk wanna be 12 year olds from 1996." Thank you, internet friend.

This is not in any way related to the article, but since you mentioned band names... my husband and I got into an absurdly heated argument because I said the phrase "crab cake salad residue," (while doing dishes) to which he replied "great band name." I disagreed, and an hour later we were still arguing over whether…

These are beautiful... but is it ALWAYS fashion week? I thought it was a bi-annual thing, but it seems to be constant.

I used to think my cat would save me if there was a fire. And then I had a baby, and now my cat would probably just escape and run off to some child-free house where there is no crying and sticky hands reaching out to pull her tail. We had some good years, me and the cat, but now I can see the hate in her eyes. I hope…

This has turned my world upside down. Not a cat!? I can't even. I cannot comprehend this. I only liked Hello Kitty because she was a cat. And I love cats. And... oh well.

BEST GIF EVER... what were you saying?

Thank you for making my day with, "That's not a haircut; that's the 1984 CMA Awards." Bless you.

It is funny to me that Kobe is mentioned on the side of the magazine cover. Here is the new young Philadelphia area sports prodigy (Mo'ne) replacing the old twilighting Philadelphia area sports prodigy (Kobe).

I don't believe in heaven. But I also never really thought of it as "full of dead people," a la mass grave. I have to admit that made me chuckle.

The epilepsy non-subplot was VERY distracting to me. I remember there being a scene in a bar where a light is flashing on NP's face and the entire time I was on edge waiting for a seizure. And then... nothing. But I suppose that is kind of a summary of this movie. And then... nothing.

Me too. That is what I came here to say. I AM ANGRY ABOUT IT I WANT TO YELL.... and I realize I am just very jealous. I do not have a chill sitch.

myfitnesspal.com now has a recipe uploader on the website (not the app) where you type in the url and it calculates calories almost automatically.

I went to Costa Rica for a month with my mom when I was 12. The only cassette I remembered to bring for my walkman was the Lisa Loeb "Stay" single. The B side was also "Stay" by Lisa Loeb. Being a 12 year old girl I was ok listening to the same song repeatedly for one month. Ahhh memories.