I totally forgot about the time she brought home two guys she met on the street drunk walking home from the bar and while she loudly had sex with one I was expected to entertain the other. We didn't have a common area so he hung out in my room watching me read, exclaiming, "I've never seen someone read a book before."…

I had a roommate in college who was sleeping with her married (to someone else) professor. I walked in on them once and they asked me to join. That was awkward, but not my worse roommate.

The Intuition is the best! I have the tiniest shower stall ever so there is no way to lather then shave, there is no escaping the water. It is also a time saver. I'll never go back.

You really just made my day with this comment. Oh how I laughed, and then emailed the story with specific instructions to read your comment to my best gal pals. Thanks!

I love soup. Then a co-worker referred to it as "wet food." I still like soup, but now I get how someone would have an aversion.

When I was in law school I had a gig as a paralegal. A new managing attorney came in. I knew he was no good. Everything I learned about ethics, he did the opposite. He was the worst kind of show-boater and preyed on people with poor cases just for the easy $. He was married, and I could hear him having sex with…

Wilmington, Del., i.e. the Hoboken of Philadelphia

THIS is actually something I think about a lot. I am not that wildly free, independent woman. I am a professional with a mortgage. I have a great man in my life, but there was no traveling, there was no learning Swahili and changing the world...

I'm Glossy Willy. And I love it!

you are awesome

How did you learn those skills? Where? I need help!

That is so well put. Thank you.

I am queen of the typos, so I am in no way trying to be mean about it, but the line about Rihanna having "huge fucking blinkers on" made me crack up. I love the mental image. Just what I needed this AM.

"It's not baby-murder if a baby did it." omg - i love you

@blahblahblah: Medical insurance can cover that. It would for my mom but she is (rightfully) scared.

@ronniedobbs: not to give you the creeps, but bedbugs live in wood.

@BeckyIva: PECAN FOR THE WIN!!!

@La muerte en bicicleta: Thank you so much for sharing. You have described my feelings better then I knew how to feel them, if that even makes sense. Thank you for sharing with us your spirit and even your tragedy. You express your emotions so beautifully. #columbine

@Ack: I'm gonna have to say C-list

Did we shoot it with a quad-laser?