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I don't really have a problem with this. I never have a problem with free booze and free information. What I do have a problem with is how they are addressing a real problem. Perhaps instead of spending money on fertilitinis and nail polish they should lobby congress to outlaw PFCs (do I have that right?) that are

I want to go to there.

@bananastand: If you like that, check out Newsies. :::sigh:::

Doesn't he have body guards? IS THAT HIS BODY GUARD?

@romasun: I am in a selfish mood this morning and was about to write something unnecessarily snarky about why did they have to post this first thing on an otherwise perfect friday morning. But who am I to bitch about something so insignificant. Thank you for putting things in perspective for this selfish snarker.

My boyfriend, or fiance, whatever, calls me his "B to B"(Bride to be). I like it and think it is cute. It isn't really what we use in public, but it is our alternative. I call him my boyfriend. People who need to know we are getting married know it aready.

Bestie of the besties!

@LoveNoelG: I couldn't agree more and I am an omnivore.

Now, I'm no scientist, but I don't understand how this works. Just looking at an egg cannot determine the sex of a baby as it is the sperm that carries the x or y chromosome. Can anyone explain how PGD determines gender?

I have a problems with all television commercials about perscription drugs. I feel as though they are asking to public to perscribe for themselves and make the doctor into a middle man. Certain drugs are not over counter for a reason and whether or not we need them should be left to professionals.

Tina Fey Meat Machine!

@Sally Tomato: Actually, she comes from Upper Darby. Right outside of Philly. I only correct you because she went to high school with my brother and that makes me feel special.

So, as a male pig your life choices are bacon or bumpin' uglies? Good choice, Bruce.

@Gabberdoo: not that there is anything wrong with that ;)

@MapleJam: Nope, she is a vicodin mom.

@Twilly: I had no idea... I grew up in Texas and the tongue speakers were a different sort. Not quite like the snake charmers... but is all very foreign to me as I am Jewish. I'm not judging, just amazed.

@SkipToMyLou: I was curious so I went to the source that is yahoo answers, so take it for what it is...

wait, don't Pentecostals speak in tongues?

Congrats. I am not an big commenter but I love your posts, love pot psychology, and an also getting married pretty damn soon. I'm taking his last name, but my parents gave me a hyphenated last name and it SUCKS. Don't do that, you will regret it, promise. Anyway. Be happy. Be in love. By yourself, you always are.