I thought this was genius last night and was hoping to see it here. Jon Stewart is really going for the jugular this year, and I mean it in a good way. Thanks Jon!

Joe's days are numbered. His kitschy Chinese Restaurant waitress uniform was awful. Plus, as much as I loved his drag queen ensemble, that being his winning challenge doesn't say much for his taste level.

That is a real dog in that picture!? You have to be effing kidding me! I thought it was some creepy stuffed animal until the end of the post. :::Shudder:::

Nastia is 18. Shawn is 16. If done tastefully it is definitely not too young for Cover Girl.

$5,369,258.51

I'm sorry, but I love LOVE Nina Eichinger's dress. I want it BAD.

@AFever: I guess you could say I was lucky enough not go get any OCIs. UGH. I work full time and go to school at night so I have a lot of connections and am not that worried about being over educated and under employed, but... oh hell, I'm freaking terrified, I'm not kidding anyone.

!@AFever: I vote for no more law school talk on Jezebel. I feel my blood pressure going up. Ahhh!

I think Becky and Mena are the best dressed by far in this group. Besides, I'm not convinced that Leighton didn't just lean up against something gross. Looks dirty in this pic.

I not only want that. I want to do that. Wow.

I wear them so my shoes are more comfortable. But NEVER during the summer or with open toed shoes. I like knee highs with pants. All about the foot comfort.

I don't have a problem with cleavage at work per se. But I think there is a difference between a scoopneck that shows the line between your boobs and a shirt like Ms. Selma's on the top of this post. I am very modest and hypervigilant about not looking sexy at work, but there is no chance that is work appropriate for…

@TeenageGangDeb: "I'll say this: Kids with laid-back, hippie parents always seemed to have more focus and self-determination than kids with really conservative parents."

It can be way too much when a mother is trying to be best friends with her kids. But I think that it is amazing when parents, who were parents to their young children, manage to transition to a friendlier relationship upon their child's adult hood. I have that with my mother and cherish it more than any other…

I get it. I do. But, I am not in the office much and I want some real Jezebel....

I think this is my favorite line of this entire charade...."Sure, there's an exciting presidential election going on, but those happen only once every four years; the importance of feeling beautiful is timeless."

Is the new feminism nihilism?

how does it not burn the skin? i don't get it :(

I like my men chunky soft. Ain't nothing wrong with that. But that being said, they are hangers for a living and all my hangers are very thin.

People want what other people have.