I didn’t know I needed motorcycle parkour until right now

Exactly,  the only good sequel didn’t come from him.  

Glade to hear nobody has to suffer and crunch to fix a movie that will be bad for different reasons and probably flop anyway.

load times actually mater. A lot of game design currently is working around loading zones and texture pop in.  Eliminating that is actually quite interesting from a dev standpoint, and changes how levels and textures are designed. 

It's called "news". It's silly to choose to interpret it as hate. 

Just remember this isn’t that Peggy. This is one in an entirely new timeline who never has to go through that process. Out Peggy went through it and came out the other side to love again and make a family.

oooOOOHHHH MY GOD thank you. WHY DO WE KEEP LITIGATING THIS. It’s being willfully obtuse to not understand that she’s not saying “Oh noes, I can’t have children, I’m a monsterrrr!” She’s saying “Look at the things I willingly did, solely in order to make myself a more perfect murderer.”

Who wants nuance and actually paying attention to the text of a movie when you have an opportunity to complain about gender politics, though?

You and your context.

Avengers: Age of Ultron introduced the deeply troubling, reductive idea that Black Widow saw herself as a monster because of the Red Room procedure that rendered her sterile (though some debate this).

That ball spent so much time on the rim Derek Jeter just proposed to it

The Rockets:

On the one hand, I probably store and publish a higher volume of my hate mail than anyone. And on the other hand, I suck extremely hard and am a pile of shit.

The only thing that dumbfounds me more than the idiocy of these cretins who write hate mail is the sheer volume of it directed at Chris. Obviously, I don’t know him IRL but Chris comes across as pretty much the nicest person to ever write for Deadspin (a low bar, I know). 

Right but what “home-court advantage” means isn’t “a guarantee that you’ll never lose at home,” but rather “theoretically you can win the series without having to win another road game.”

People keep saying this like hockey is a real sport anybody should care about.

I’m really happy I live in a (movie) world where we get Mysterio’s fishbowl and Black Manta’s gigantic Hey Arnold-sized helmet.

Well thank goodness for Gyllenhaal, then. I don’t go to superhero movies to see cool mercenaries in leather jackets and t-shirts. I go to superhero movies to see people with giant glowing fishbowls on their heads.

Tilda Swinton, leaning into eccentricity as ever. I approve. She’s basically her own genre at this point.