the lie only needs to be big enough to get away with it. and seeing how they can get away with it, im surprised they even bothered issuing a statement.

Using the standard order of operations of PEMDAS you get... “The Warriors blew a 3-1 lead.”

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I live in Southern California, so I know things given the proximity to Hollywood.

I think had they either just undone the snap, or returned everyone within a few minutes after they left, that would have been “fine-ish” but five years is a long time, did society slow down to the point that very little mattered? Or did cities and governments simply roll over everything/one in a grand Lex Luthor-esque…

Well, if they’re moving in to a new place...

In the post-Snap MCU, Storage Wars are, in fact, actual wars.

Wow. Didn’t like...all of us, literally all of us, sit in the theater and all think at the same time “He’s gonna say it...he’s GONNA SAY IT!!”

I’d go to prison for assault if my landlord came in and took my cat.  Guaranteed.  Wishing for his safe return!

It would be fantastic if the whole ‘Mysterio is from an alternate universe’ thing is just a ruse he concocted and Fury fell for it.

X-Men: Dark Phoenix is one of the rare films that the more I see of it the less I actually want to see. Sophie Turner just doesn’t seem up to the role of the Phoenix.

“Bitch please, you’ve been to space.”

Yeah I agree with all of this. I think a particular Lowry weirdness, though, is that a lot of the time it seems for all the world like he’s doing that—running into four defenders, missing a shot, and falling down—so that he can complain about it and unload some of his anxiety on the refs. He plays the strangest…

Mewmew? 😂 Is that a call back to Darcy? Mjolnir

“Hello, you’ve reached the voicemail of Bob Hoskins. I can’t come to the phone right now because I’ve been dead since 2014. Please leave a message after the beep.”

we go now to a live shot of me getting banned from the internet and riding off into the sunset

I’m not usually prone to “tears of joy”, but seeing *ALL* the Marvel heroes assembling in the final act was like that bit in “Ratatouille” where Anton Ego eats Remy’s food and instantly whooshes back into childhood memories. That’s what it was like.

That shot of everyone charging forward, Giant-Man stomping along in the background, Asgardians, Wakandans, magicians and Ravengers all mixed in, was a genuine crossover-event-comic splash page done on the cinema screen and I couldn’t help but think of the whole thing starting with Iron Man hammering sheet metal in a…