I can’t be the only one thinking it.

TIL; White Settlement, Texas is a real place

As much as I’ve despised the man professionally, whenever I see him now my heart just aches for him. I can’t even get riled up any longer. He’s gone. It’s over. So let’s just get back to the business of mocking the idiocy of Warner Brothers execs.

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

We wanted al a carte. We weren’t prepared for just how many cartes there would be.

Cept of course the pure determination that saw him undergo daily torture in Kunlun and earn the position of Iron Fist, making him the only NMCU hero who actually earned his power.

63 Earths can fit in Uranus.

Until such time, and better hands...

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

Alien is a masterpiece and Ridley Scott will forever have my respect for that alone.

Hawkeye had the best Avengers line ever.

The lesson of Rogue One- you can shoot cool shit just for the trailer. Not sure how I feel about that... seem manipulative...

“We now know plenty of details about the Xbox One X, though there are still a few uncertainties as the console doesn’t go on sale until November. As with the PS4 Pro, it’s a stop-gap between the current generation and the next generation of gaming consoles, and it’s going to cost $400 just like its main rival.”

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

He’s even better if you know the way to make Batman give up fighting you....

One of the problems I have with Johns is his devotion to Donner (the insistence on making the wonderful but flawed film a part of regular DC continuity every chance he gets), but at the same I wonder how he sits in a room with Zack Snyder with anything less than murder in his eyes.