I can’t be the only one thinking it.

TIL; White Settlement, Texas is a real place

you’re really bending over backwards for some excuses.

63 Earths can fit in Uranus.

The bat flips from Jays players are getting more and more disrespectful.

“Emptying the tanks” was my favorite part of the commentary, because the poop wasn’t yet known. Hilarity ensues.

He’s even better if you know the way to make Batman give up fighting you....

My favorite response was “There has never been a terrorist attack at my house. I masturbate incessantly. Draw your own conclusions.”

He was thinking of bringing a sign listing all of the subpar QBs Chicago has cycled through its shit factory over the last 65 years since Sid Luckman last suited up, but it was 138 feet long, comprised of 52 separate poster boards, and totally unwieldy.

What, the Switch?

“Gearbox Publishing won’t support a marketplace that is unwilling to make these commitments and execute on them,” said the Gearbox spokesperson.

Well, now they need to add a cat in jetpack into the game.

Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo