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Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Doh!

Nobody says “dog whistle” like CaptainOfIndustryType.

When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

“Ciara is pregnant and is so excited to be a mom,” one source told E! News. “Russell [Wilson] would like to have two to three children. They both would like a big family. Golden Tate is looking forward to lots of sex with Ciara.”

All my excess live in Texas.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Trainer: What’s your name?

The NFL? Disingenuous?! HOW DARE YOU!

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

Why put anyone in a position to answer a question like that.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.