Correction: Image shows service attendant refilling blinker fluid- completely non-combustible.

His name is Jason Pierre Paw.

Thanks for taking us on the journey.

My first reaction was, “what an asshole”. Then I remembered he’s just a kid and kids are dumb and probably thought this was funny and that I’m old and what seems funny to me seems strange to the young generation. I am 12 years his senior and the only time I’ve been on TV it was because I caught a foul ball while I…

Guess they finally tapped out the whole lucrative “fat people who frequent amusement parks” demo

:(

Throwing on the one yard line instead of running it for starters

Doh!

Nobody says “dog whistle” like CaptainOfIndustryType.

When did you lose your soul and become allergic to fun?

On the bright side, they missed out on this election too

The irony here is so delicious this post could almost be considered Foodspin.

It certainly didn’t help that Manfred referred to the meeting as a “powwow”.

i blame video game, the walking dead, etc. used to be a guy would gently lay the ball in the cup, say the pledge of allegiance, and shake hands with the opposing coach before hustling back “on d”. Now Glenn is dead. Rims are bleeding. It is madness, this culture of dunking.

“Ciara is pregnant and is so excited to be a mom,” one source told E! News. “Russell [Wilson] would like to have two to three children. They both would like a big family. Golden Tate is looking forward to lots of sex with Ciara.”

All my excess live in Texas.

What I don’t get is why someone would protest the Anthem of the Country that allows him to make millions of dollars absolutely no money playing Football in the first place. If he really wanted to make a difference he’d donate some of his salary room and board to inner city charities.

Trainer: What’s your name?