How do you hate women that much that the idea of them having any agency in their bodies inspires enough rage to commit murder?

Nope, she didn’t draw it.

Yeah, but a site called Wonkette picked it up and I believe the first column will be Monday.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Oh, honey, please what is this amateur nonsense. I am the Queen of Sleep. I am a sleep pro. You get an A for effort, but your execution is all wrong.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

YOUR FACE IS OVERRATED

True story - my mom and grandma have curly hair. My grandma had always gotten shit at jobs for her hair. When she finally got a union job, she wore a straight wig for her entire probationary period (a few months?) ad then the day after her probation was up, she wore her real hair to work and they couldn't say a damn…

If you find yourself in my fair city this weekend...

Full Freddie for that

Egg white omelettes are disgusting and if you’re not eating the yolk you don’t deserve any eggs.

SAVE THREAD. Alright, fight immediately over.

“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”

I’m going to do it, Erin. You’ve inspired me.

Well, to be fair, you can do it in one step by robbing a bank. I suppose that is me being lazy and looking for a shortcut though.

Amy is way too good for Nick. Talent wise. Looks wise. Intelligence wise. Now that she’s available and the Hammaconda is back on the market, their mutual pal Tina needs to play matchmaker.