Reposting, because fuck this noise:

“Hey, you’re black, right?”

Which is why to most people the former smoker is the most boring person in the room

I squeaked, said, “That’s four pounds seventy”

Tom Hardy doesn’t make soulful eye contact with the camera as he takes a long, lusty, and most importantly MAN ONLY shower

I watched it at this theater on the Upper West Side where you can reserve individual seats. I live nowhere near the Upper West Side. After the movie let out, I just wandered around for like 45 minutes in a daze. It’s incredible.

I don’t have any major-celebrity encounters but some weird good ones, James MacArthur (the original Danno from Hawaii 5-0) was a neighbor of my grandparents in Waikiki and occasionally while on his daily walk he’d have a chat with my grandfather.

|joke|~~~~~~~~~~>|you|

DEAD.

Apparently, there’s a SFW counterpart to Rule 34 - I did a GIS for “mug of chino” (also, let me just say that a top result before I switched to images was Yahoo answers of somebody asking cuz they were too embarrassed to ask their friends what a “cup of chino” was is, well, sad), and I found precisely what came to…

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

I was adopted as a baby, and emancipated at 14 from my second family for these reasons. I find this time of year especially hard and it’s always good to know I am not alone in this.

Lovato’s response to this tattoo artist was epic:

i actually believe the right way to spell ‘Liza Minelli’ is ‘Lucille 2’

“It’s hard for me to watch American Idol because I have perfect pitch.”

Like most people, I was an gangly teen- all pimples and limbs and braces. I had a huge, super nerd-girl crush on someone I’ll call Joe. Joe was a year older than me even though he was in the same grade, and had bit puberty sooner as a consequence, so was more man-than-boy shaped. Ravelston likied.

One look at time on…

Do remember when Goeff Johns did a Power Girl story years back, he had her defend the hole in the outfit with "Why do I wear it? Well, cheap as it sounds, nine times out of ten, guys don't look at my face first, lets me get in the first punch."