My favorite racist tweet I’ve ever seen is when I saw a local business tweet some image/conservative meme that said, “Hitler and Obama: the only two people to have their own symbols” and had the swastika and the hope and change symbol side by side. I was like, WHAT ABOUT PRINCE THOUGH???
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[looks around to make sure nobody’s listening]
Make dreams come true. Let Watching a Crying Drunk Girl Yell at her Boyfriend win.
YOU GUYS. FREE PORN. PORN THAT IS FREE. NETFLIX AIN'T FREE. WTF. WHY DO YOU HATE PENISES AND VAGINAS SO MUCH? Netflix is RERUNS.
In the summer of 2013, I had spent 8 Very Long, Very Hard years in graduate school and was a mere two weeks away from defending my Ph.D. My monogamous husband of 8.5 years went over to visit our closest couple friends' of 5 years house to drink and play video games while I worked on all of my dissertation shit.…
"Sorcia, I'm in love with your best friend [a dude with a hilariously ridiculous name that I cannot post here]. We're moving to Virginia and I hope you'll be happy for us."
Well, it is something that would make many people on the spectrum profoundly uncomfortable so...
This is a story of how one of the worst days of my life ended up reaffirming my faith in strangers and in the human race in general.
My birthday is a few days before Christmas, and Barbie came out the year I was four. My father was sick that year and in and out of the hospital, and my mom was working nights in a restaurant to support us.
There are 9 people in the Broad City writers' room. Of the 8 people featured in this photo, 6 are ladies, and 2 are…
I was gonna comment back YES. But then I saw the actual thing and got sad.
If you add tomatoes and onions to a reuben sandwich, what's the end result? Something disgusting, obviously, but aside from that, the horror you've wrought is, while no longer a reuben, still a sandwich
There's a new app on the market: It's morally questionable, almost entirely useless, and marketed largely towards…
Back before my face and body submitted to gravity, I spent two years shaking my ass at a relatively 'classy' chain in the south. We had to wear gowns on the floor while cruisin' for customers, and if some of the more *assertive* ladies happened to catch anyone giving extras in the VIP, they would get the shit kicked…
The decision to vacate the wins was nearly two and a half years old, so it comes as no surprise that Penn State completely fucked it.
Oh for fuck's sake. THIS is the exact type of comment people are talking about when they talk shit about Jezebel commenters.
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I can't even dismiss the original comment now because this is making me laugh way too hard.