Yes, because it’s always funny to joke about rape.

Zack Snyder has the talent of a first-class cinematographer, but the mind of a 12 year-old boy.

Something something SDF-1 something space fold something something shut the fuck up already, Minmei.

X-Ray source near Pluto, you say?

Pluto’s whispering in the darkness, eh?

Personally I think Jones works best as someone outside the film commenting. Marvel should hire her and sell tickets for “the Leslie Jones experience” where you get to watch the premiere of a Marvel movie with Leslie Jones for the first time.

Can we get Leslie Jones a role in the Black Panther movie? She’d be great as a Darcy-esque audience surrogate.

I wish this had come out a few weeks earlier so Marvel could have quoted her on the Civil War packaging:

At this point, I don’t exactly get the people who want answers to ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING and preferrably RIGHT NOW. Is it important whether Wellick is alive or dead? Yes. Can I live without this information given that there is an awful lot of other interesting information and plot development? Totally.

Right, I’m reminded about how much hatred the dream episodes of The Sopranos tended to get.

The way I read it, this is the nameless Rebel trooper Vader interrogates at the beginning of A New Hope. Instead of uselessly clutching at Vader’s wrist when Vader lifts him by the throat, he grabbed Vader’s saber from his belt and decapitated him with it. Which would have made Star Wars a very, very different story.

Yea I don’t know if I’d want to be taught by this guy either...

Based on the movies so far, it seems pretty safe to say that the Star Wars universe would be much better off without the Jedi. They all seem to be either incompetent, Dark Side-enabling, or corrupt.

I think all the big guys should help them, and take the opportunity to show North Koreans what Westerners are really like.

Instead, the researchers say new evidence shows that the impact was more “like a sledgehammer hitting a watermelon.”

They’re actually going to recreate this dance routine in Homecoming.

But can he beat the original Spider-Man dance?

Also note the keep-alive battery. This allowed you to save your progress in the days before hard drives or memory cards. The Legend Of Zelda was the first to have this feature.

There are those who believe...that life here began out there, far across the Universe...with tribes of humans...who may have been the forefathers of the Egyptians...or the Toltecs...or the Mayans...that they may have been the architects of the Great Pyramids...or the lost civilizations of Lemuria...or Atlantis.

The Russian gate was actually the first gate from Cheyenne Mountain. Thor beamed the gate and O’Neill, two L’s, up to his ship in a bid to fight off the Replicators. When they crashed the ship in the Atlantic Ocean the gate survived, along with some of the Replicators. The Russians recovered the gate and set up their…