This sucks, but I don’t think I have it in me to be mad after a sixteen game winning streak and the first real hope I’ve had in sixteen years of rooting for this franchise.

We have more murders than playoff series wins. I’m not sweating failing to break an all-time record. As a fan of this team, all I’m sweating is a…

“I just walked by a grocery store with a sign in the window saying they would be open until 6:30 p.m. on Christmas.”

Shit, the War on Christmas is real

The drums of war are beating....and now they’re forming the shape of a dick entering the face of their enemy

I feel like it’s extremely optimistic that they will realize their mistake even once they’re on fire. After talking with hardcore irrational Trump supporters, I know they will manage to find a way to blame others, the Blues, the Commies, the Muslims, someone and anyone else, even as their house burns down around them…

Also, after complaining about how the cordwood was stacked, they went on to deny that there was any cordwood at all or that they’d ever said anything about cordwood.

Well, good for them.

Troops the flag my grandfather patriot disrespectful entitled this country United States football freedom black lives matter kneeling voting

This logo represents more than the team - it represents the city of Cleveland

Some perspective on how historic this is:

That is the meanest thing anyone has ever said about Trump. Kudos.

Title NEIN

The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

You mean he couldn’t even identify Gowron as the leader of the Klingon High Council? 

Not sure. I’m struggling with that too.

Jokes on you Josh Pauls! Coach Tortorella would have benched you for not standing for the National Anthem.

Bummer, after all that hype.

See? This doesn't even seem that outrageous.

Fuck you people. Every one of you. The man was scum. He was spineless. May he burn in hell.