So for this to be enjoyable, it’ll need a miracle?

(far-off whinny)

*sighs*
SET ME FREE

*breathes all the fucking way in*

Liz is a gem, and her contributions to the Awful Block are always a high point.

...but I gotta say, I always thought the actual CAVE part of Old Man’s Cave was kind of a misleading name. It’s more like a cliff that hangs over the path at a weird angle. But there’s also a place nearby called the Rock House, that’s more like what I think of when I hear the word “cave”:

Got it in one.

As an indoctrinated Vancouver Canucks fan since childhood, and having grown up seeing the brief existence of the Vancouver Grizzlies: this all checks out.

Gah, the brass bells on this guy...

We like our racist radio hosts in Boston to be OUR racist radio hosts.  Guy didn’t stand a chance.

Not to be a downer, but all that means nothing, so I hope we all don’t just use that as “well, story’s over”. The girl who died at the Blue Jackets game (which led to the introduction of netting in the NHL) was up and about right after being hit before she died 2 days after being hit.

Once again, John Cooper can't win a big game in Columbus. 

+1, outstanding 

“Awake, awake, Zion, clothe yourself with strength! Put on your garments of splendor, Jerusalem, the holy city. And maybe, like, an ankle brace or something, ‘cause damn that don’t look good.”

2018 is the stupidest fucking year.

I’ll be honest here...I started out really into OWL. I’d catch all the games. Then blizzard was giving me points for doing so which gave me even more incentive. However as time wore on, towards the end of the season I started watching less and less. I only ended up watching 1 of the playoff matches and I didn’t even…

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

Never go on a game show! Never do it!