They certainly called it wrong. That said - why aren’t more people talking about how they called it the way that makes sense? A loss of down penalty at the end of regulation by the offense should result in a turnover and un-timed play for the same reason that the game can’t end on an defensive penalty.

Worth mentioning that Tortorella will be coaching two of the more prominent black players in the league this year, Dustin Byfuglien with Team USA and Seth Jones in Columbus.

dad?

You got some reeeaaal beef with Ohio goin there. Who’s to say the people of that fine state won’t get a chance to catch a legendary, just because it’s not cold enough? Even Lebron moved there to get away from the heat.

That goes down after the ceremony.

Just remember kids, so long as YOU don’t personally care about it, anyone else who does is wrong!

Oooooor! We could get over *ourselves* and think about other people for once.

As a white man, Spades just sounds like a more complicated and more intense version of Euchre, which all white children are required by law to learn if they live in the Dutch or Scandinavian parts of the Midwest.

everything about your comment is perfect in the worst way

How do you think black people feel when they have to play as a white guy in... just about every game

“Malcolm Gladwell is what stupid people think smart people sound like.”

Whenever your friends suggest an activity that requires a lot of money being spent, suggest something else. If they want to go to a night club, suggest a movie night at home. If they want to go to a ball game, suggest a nice nature hike instead. If they want to go on a trip abroad, suggest spending a long weekend in…

I vote for healers. Always. Even healers in the other team.

When people call the NHL a Mom and Pop league I didn’t realize it was because they’re not letting us go out with our friends on school nights.

So a Marlins fan expected a certain level of service, only to get a product that was a cheap, terribly diluted imitation of what was promised? No way he could have seen that coming.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

If it was the regular season, they might call a machete to the groin, but they let that kind of stuff go in the playoffs.

This is a reasonable and correct take and has no place in Kinja.

I believe it was Lenin who said, “Here, take this shit and you’ll be, like, wicked strong and able to run really fucking fast.”

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.