Definitely blue-ish. Like, a darker slate blue.

I hate to say it as a Jackets fan who’s enjoying the hell out of Zach Werenski’s season, but the Calder is Patrik Laine’s to lose.

“From the windows... to the walls?”

“From the windows... to the walls?”

Sportswriters: “Our hot takes shall blot out the sun!”

Strip their NCAA accreditation. Strip their funding. Burn the buildings to the ground. Penn State University will always and forever stand for placing football over the health and well being of children. The great enablers of child rape. Rot in hell forever, Penn State University.

Week 2 of the Open Qualifiers of the RLCS is this week as well. Not quite hitting organized broadcast status yet (next week for League Play), but you can find the Twitch streams out there.

Don’t forget Team North America U-23... who I’m pretty sure are run by Hydra.

Nah. He was three mayors ago. And also five mayors ago. Yep, he Grover Cleveland’ed it.

“Ante Up” and “X Gon’ Give It To Ya” are the greatest and best songs for getting hyped to fuck shit up. And they both include horns.

You can’t see it, but I’m giving you the slowest jerk-off motion I can.

You’re an idiot if you think Facebook wants anything else besides more people using Facebook for longer periods of time.

Oh god, it’s so true it hurts.

Last night, it was a Bastion turret set up *behind* a Reinhardt shield.

I couldn’t even get the damn screen recorder to record consistently. Full screen? “There doesn’t seem to be anything to record.” Windowed? Might record, but it wouldn’t show the game bar.

“And there was a massive tidal wave and it wiped Dorne off the map.”

When I got married, I didn’t do anything synchronized, but what I did do was make a pre-recorded introduction using Rage Against the Machine’s “Wake Up”, and voiced by Jim Fucking Cutler. That let me loop the intro guitar riffs during the bridal party, and then time out “Introducing Mr. and Mrs. Culby!” right up to…

...tastes like chicken. Like the overcooked one I had last night.

1. Hilarious you think I’m a liberal. I just want Facebook to be de-assholed. But that’s a typical far-right response: “YOU MUST BE ONE OF THE OTHERS.”

Please please pleeeeeease let this lead to a mass exodus of Racist Uncles off Facebook.

My typical threshold is “when the wife threatens me with the clippers.”