Clinton-Dix.

Well of course you did, can't you see the EXCLAMATION POINT?

Played a little ball in high school, huh?

"Ladies and gentlemen of the NFL, I'm just a simple unfrozen caveman quarterback. Your strange uniforms and jerseys frighten and confuse me!"

I've never liked any of the Suikoden games after 2.
4 is pretty universally unliked. A lot of people like 3 and 5, but I think both of those were awful, too.

Racism???? Name me just ONE other example of a black guy in Washington DC whose every move is vociferously criticized by mouth-breathing asshats who get all their information from sketchy radio shows.

Obligatory Arrested Development post.

Is anyone really surprised that FSU girls have gotten really good at avoiding football players?

started from the bottom.

Gamers: "We want games to be considered Art!"

Yes, Obsidian has a few ex-Black Isle members who know how to make a great Fallout game. I do understand the new Fallout players liked FO3 better because they just didn't understand why we like the original Fallout games and for them FO3 is the first Fallout game. They see Washington this big ass city which looks cool…

"Katie, will you chug 6 beers with me...for life?"

Life lessons from adventure time.

I don't get the hate for Kevin Smith, it's not like he's a pompous asshole like Phil Fish who warrants his hate, he's just a guy that wants to make people laugh and people DO find him funny. Why is that so bad?

I sure know who he SHOULD be playing....

People just hate on him because they want him to either A) still be that indie guy, or B) hate that he's a giant geek who smokes all day and seemingly gets to do whatever he wants because of either his legions of Global fans or the various high profile friends he's made in his career. Much like Smith, I try to pay it…

In the game Kevin Smith gun will be a fleshlight

He did indeed, and thus that child was guaranteed to become a mid-tier relief pitcher some day.

Yeah, Olbermann can sound like a portentous douche sometimes but I'll be damned if he doesn't glow in moments like these. That shit was awesome.