I was born in Waco, Texas, and lived in the Dallas area from 19 to 40. When I moved out here to Southern California, I just tell people I'm from Waco (yes that Waco). It's easier to deal with explaining cults burning up in government standoffs than it is to explain Dallas.

I'm from Texas and have been a Cowboy fan since about 1994 when I was in 4th grade and started getting into sports. All I know is Jerry Jones. I can't wait for the day he's gone, but I have a feeling he'll be the owner until somebody rips the team out of his cold dead hands, similar to Al Davis. If only he would hire…

Naturally, Scott Norwood is his barber.

Their black lager is very solid.

I did a photoshop of him with blonder hair. He can actually pull off the look.

2 Carlos Gomez experiences to share.

Hey! Remember that time Kobe went on vacation in Colorado?

I am NOT beginning to doubt THEIR commitment to Sparkle Motion.

Commercials need more children being stepped on.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

Figures Rice couldn't manage more than 3 yards on this carry

Why is anyone surprised to see Gannon looking dark and serious with Link and Zelda nearby?

'Incognito and others acknowledged that Player A was routinely touched by Incognito, Jerry and Pouncey in a mockingly suggestive manner, including on his rear end, while being taunted about his supposed homosexuality. Incognito specifically admitted that he would grab Player A and ask for a hug as part of this "joke."'

In Soviet Russia, house demolishes you!

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I don't know what it would take to convince me to buy a Wii U. Bravely Default, from Kotaku's articles alone, would make me want to buy a 3DS. Same with OoT which I never beat on my N64. And Star Fox.

Florida : Temperate Sanity