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could you try to be a bit more of a dick? I don't think you're quite managing to shit on everyone's head from your seat on the high horse.

GTA has always gone with realism to contrast the cartoon level of mayhem. Each game is a snapshot of the real life city the game is based on. Not every game can work looking like Borderlands or Sunset overdrive and not every character is suited for the androgynous bondage fetish costumes of JRPGs. Also, are you…

After what Watt did to them, they are more a loose association of somewhat like-minded individuals than a team.

Seeing as to how he'll only net you 7 points every three weeks, it would be a bigger boost to get his offensive TDs to count for the defense (which has been a fantasy beast of it's own with all the turnovers)

Lucas is far more an idea man than a director. And the broader the idea, the better. Why do you think Empire is regarded as the best? Perhaps it is because Lucas did not write or direct it. When he did step back into a creative lead, we got freaking Ewoks. In a perfect world, Lucas churns out one-page story treatments…

There are some things you go to the father for first. As a man and a dad, I agree that you take this to the mother. The boy is making threats to a woman, treating a woman like a lesser being. By making him answer to the one woman he holds above others is poetic. Regardless of how good a man the father is, threats like…

depends on what the popsicle is. Is it an industrial vehicle, like a hauler? Is it a makeshift speeder made from the thrusters of a much larger ship?

With the exception of three of the worst movies ever made, Storm Troopers have always been the bad guy. They are so iconic a bad guy, that other bad guy soldiers get called storm troopers. I shudder to think of where you are coming from that your default view of them is good guys.

In all fairness, we only got 88 seconds designed to be flashy. I'm reserving CGI judgement for either a long trailer or the film to see more of the world.

In my mind's eye, I see a writer so giddy over what he's writing that he fails making sense and just puts wrong words in wrong places throughout. The fact that we don't have weird line breaks from his stats boner inadvertently pounding the enter key speaks volumes to his self restraint and professionalism.

They also lack the coverage. Beckham was blatantly and severely interfered with and still made the play. All these other guys are just reacting to shit throws

It's not a slump if it takes up 2/3 of a person's career. He's been more not good than good in his NFL career. The evidence suggests he's another Vince Young. He did well in his first season before teams had a solid scouting report on his tendencies, but once he had a season on tape, teams figured out how to gameplan…

Or Snyder is King Joffery and JJ is the guy who tried to sell Springfield the Monorail.

Yeah, but in this case two different coaches have been trying to bench this franchise QB for two years. That's a little different than one bad game. The GM gets the players, the coach figures out with combo of players works best and the owner counts the money....ideally.

Actually, giving up on RG3 gives Gruden a ready-made and solid excuse if they flame out at 5-11. The QB that the team mortgaged the future on (before Gruden was there) didn't pan out and now Gruden gets the leeway to rebuild a team that has been set back at least 5 years by that draft. If Snyder makes Gruden a made…

I think the AI is stellar. It's like an interactive version of Idiocracy.

It's not really fair to give an exclusives nod to the Wii U, since Wii U is kind of it's own thing. If X1 is coke and PS4 is pepsi, Wii U is a mug of hot chocolate.

I can't be racist. Some of my best friends know black people!

Isn't all satire, by it's very nature, a take-down piece? That's the thing about satire, when it's at it's best it doesn't need a mask. The only fault of this piece was it lacked wit and cleverness. The whole point of satire is to expose the folly in something. You can't write a satire piece that doesn't take the…