I've always wondered if sex truthfully sells a product. My areas of expertise do not fall into the marketing purview (though I've taken a handful of introductory courses that included marketing basics), so it's not something with which I am well acquainted.

I get teased occasionally for my pale skin. My boyfriend in particular likes to comment about how white my legs are. One day while picking me up from the bus stop, he commented that he almost couldn't see due to the brightness of my legs.

I have CIS (Cheap Irish Skin) and cannot tan; while I've never made an effort to tan, stepping out into the sun without protection frequently leaves me as red as a boiled lobster. Both of my parents, too, have had skin cancer that required surgeries.

I am a poop examiner. I wish that I could blame it on my father and uncle — the former who underwent surgery and the latter who almost did, both of whom had problems that could have been identified earlier by their bowel movements — but then I'd be lying.

No foolin'! I can say that there is no doubt in my mind that things would be easier for me if people would do this.

Your comment reminded me of this song that I heard on OCR's radio recently. Lyrics are as follows:

He either stated in the video or on his channel that he is collecting them in order to have the world record. Then he will be donating them — and himself as well.

It's recommended. Assuming that a woman is using the proper absorbency, a tampon should only be in her for a period of time between four and six hours. Most people sleep longer than that. The concern, of course, is toxic shock syndrome.

(By the way, that phrase "feminine protection" has never made any sense to me, but that's another story.)

And do you have scientific evidence, any studies, to show ... that girls do not prefer pink because of a genetic disposition?

The loathe the term "the D." The vast majority of time I see it it's used in a manner that is deprecating to women. I probably associate its use to those very prevalent instances.

My father had a work acquaintance who divorced his wife. Either he was too big or she was too small, resulting in an inability to have traditional penis-in-vagina intercourse. They loved each other dearly, but it was too much of an issue.

He's the hero we deserve, but not the one we need right now.

I am usually very accepting of remakes and new takes on past popular media. However, no. No, no, no. There is no Labyrinth without Bowie singing "Dance Magic." I forbid it.

I feel like this could be a new game. Which of the words could apply to you?

People like acronyms because it makes it easier to convey information about a topic or increase awareness. They probably put together the phrase with an eye towards creating a recognizable — and pronounceable — word, not realizing how it would be perceived by others.

Nothing more to say or do here.

No, but I think that it's because it's such a pervasive response. It definitely is something that is said to women frequently (and I'd argue that it definitely has a different overtone) but I have also heard it said and seen it written to men.

I know that, for some people with whom I've associated, they're afraid of the stigma that is still associated with people who have mental illnesses. They worry that their children will have a label slapped on them that may have unforeseen impact on their future — including further education and employment…

Absolutely! The best part of opening a present is the expectation leading up to it. Unzipping your vagina would just heighten the anticipation!