No, not Kansas City, Missouri. This actually occurred in Kansas City, KS. About 5 miles away from the KS/MO border.

I just wanted to tell you both good luck. We’re all counting on you.

Not far from Ontario, California.

I’ll take the bait and say... Mustang

So are you lol

I didn’t see a single ox in that video. How do they expect me to get to Oregon?!

I am getting sick of hearing teachers complain about buying supplies. You try to be nice and have a Black Hawk drop them right on the school but they still find something wrong. God, get a real job.

It could maybe work, if it was all blue.

Since they are talking about nukes I’m calling it the Fat Man and Little Boy Summit.

I’m not even a Vikings fan, Drew, but if Brees ends up in Minnesota, I will also shit your pants.

Nascar drivers and old truckers are he only people who truly know how to pronounce “malnour”, which as we all know, is a measure of speed over time.

I used to have hitchhiking races with my buddies back in the day, and the most reliable way to cover the hard distances (like West Texas) was having a funny sign at a truck stop.

The best bridge in New York is by definition the last one that gets you out of that Godforsaken city. It is only then that you resolve to never drive in New York City ever again because it’s filled with idiots who use gasoline to fuel the horns on their battering rams.

Came here to make this joke. Damn you...

That being said, it reminded me of this post apocalyptic vehicle from the movie, Damnation Alley with George Peppard and Jan Michael Vincent.

Yeah I know, the current LLV is basically a slick bullet that ignores air. 

Slack is just so fetch.

1. Introduce self.

Drew (and you) are doing it wrong. What you want to do with the steak is trim off most of the fat around the edge before cooking it, then melt the fat down, and brush the steak with the liquid fat as it finishes cooking. You get the flavor of the fat with every bite of steak, but without the potentially chewy/rubbery…

For kids..
Hot = Scolding
Warm = Still Too Hot
Cold = I’m Full

Bwahahahahaah like kids eat piping hot food.