Speaking of sad things, look at this picture, which remains the saddest picture I have ever taken:

Pfft. That Rube Goldberg Machine needs to look its heart and ask itself, “Am I funky enough to be a Globetrotter?”

Federer would have won the point without picking up the racket.

She french fries the entire way down. I watched three times just to be sure. Doesn’t pizza even once. This woman should be on a stamp.

It sounds like Christian Charles got some bad advice from his lawyer:

I’m here to win medals and get laid, and it looks like they’re all out of medals.

Thank god the BAAAHHHSTAHN accent is dying. Whenever I hear that accent out of someone here (I live in Boston, not born here) I know there’s a 70% chance I’m going to hear something phenomenally stupid, 25% it will be openly bigoted, and 4.9% it will be a normal conversation. In the accent’s defense, though, .1% of…

Final Jeopardy should have been “Name a football team. Any team, and you will win.”

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Screw anyone who give you a nasty look for trying to help.

“We’re sailors on the moon...”

You missed an opportunity to use this headline:

I HUNGER

In practice it has become first come, first serve.

I just want to say that this is an extremely helpful and clarifying comment. I was also confused how this cheating occurred, and the article doesn’t offer up much of an explanation. .

He’s the creepy looking one with the beard.

I hate HOAs, but you’re right. There’s a house down the road from me that looks like a rat infested dump. They keep storm shutters and Christmas lights on the garage year round. It’s overgrown and there are tarp covered cars that never move, and that’s just the front yard. The house next door to them has sat vacant…

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

get out.