That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

I don’t condone the methods. But HuggyBear McAstroFan is so caught up with his lady’s sweet catch he’s standing there at the damn World Series celebrating a Dodger dinger! No, sir. The lady in the second row gets it. That ball must be thrown back.

But the fact that it’s an essential job, one that you won’t do, one that many other won’t. Therefore the scarcity of people who would actually do the job demands an incentive in their pay over other “menial jobs”.

It is an unfortunate painful truth that in general the only vehicles that are routinely used in the way that their designers intended are the vehicles we hate (family sedans, compact suvs, commuter compacts, minivans etc.). The 99% aren’t driven like they are meant to be driven statement can be applied to almost all…

Actually you need to lower the bar and say 99% of Corvettes have not been driven over 55MPH. That’s most of the Corvette owners I have known. I will say almost all the Porsche (911, Cayman, old stuff) guys around me track their cars at least once a year and they certainly drive the crap out of their cars.

Shortened to Covfefe.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

> We all know good cheese is odorless, orange, and wrapped in individual slices.

Uuhh, what? ICP fans loathe Eminem due to a 20 year old feud between them. They have diss tracks and everything.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.

In the regular season? Not that bad. It’s equivalent to him finishing last in that race.

I think Charmin Sandiego is a better name than The Mad Pooper.

What a THUG.

I like the idea of Utterly Realistic Car Ads.

So a soccer player who shaves his legs is missing a game due to a hair follicle injury? This is tremendous fuel for the “soccer-is-a game-for-sissies” crowd.