I take it you’ve not seen this.

That’s nothing. During pregame warmups, Newton was heard telling his teammates, “Time to fire up the Hindenburg!”

“Flags. I fucking hate flags. You fucking hate flags. Everyone fucking hates flags.”

Once I watched a Subway “sandwich artist” put all of my tuna on one end of the bread and all of the cucumbers on the other end. There weren’t cucumbers on top of tuna, and there wasn’t tuna under the cucumber stack. I thought she’d never eaten a sandwich before... like, the entire concept of a sandwich was lost on…

I don’t condone the methods. But HuggyBear McAstroFan is so caught up with his lady’s sweet catch he’s standing there at the damn World Series celebrating a Dodger dinger! No, sir. The lady in the second row gets it. That ball must be thrown back.

I know it would hurt the ecosystem and all, but can we get rid of mosquitos at least?

But the fact that it’s an essential job, one that you won’t do, one that many other won’t. Therefore the scarcity of people who would actually do the job demands an incentive in their pay over other “menial jobs”.

It is an unfortunate painful truth that in general the only vehicles that are routinely used in the way that their designers intended are the vehicles we hate (family sedans, compact suvs, commuter compacts, minivans etc.). The 99% aren’t driven like they are meant to be driven statement can be applied to almost all…

Actually you need to lower the bar and say 99% of Corvettes have not been driven over 55MPH. That’s most of the Corvette owners I have known. I will say almost all the Porsche (911, Cayman, old stuff) guys around me track their cars at least once a year and they certainly drive the crap out of their cars.

Shortened to Covfefe.

a 27-year-old guy in Vero Beach who was hospitalized with second- and third-degree burns

> We all know good cheese is odorless, orange, and wrapped in individual slices.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

Uuhh, what? ICP fans loathe Eminem due to a 20 year old feud between them. They have diss tracks and everything.

Hey, Cam, remember how you feel when people ask if a black QB can learn the intricacies of an NFL offense?

One time I was driving around, my gas light came on, and I got gas.

They aren’t disrespecting our country. That’s faux outrage. If they were goofing around, talking or anything else during the anthem, that would be disrespectful. They are solemnly showing disdain while still showing reverence for the flag and the country. They are more American than anyone who has a problem with…

This is like the time me and some buddies were driving down to Buffalo to see a Sabres game. We all met up at my buddy Aidan’s house and we were about to get in the car and, with it clearly in sight, I called Shotgun. Clear rules, right?

Sounds like your kids are going to have some pretty bad sunburns.