Goodell even offered to reduce it to one game. It would have been the most minor, forgettable thing ever. But no, Brady had enough hubris to think that if he just destroyed all the text message evidence and denied everything, somehow he could be exonerated, and now it’s a scandal and a running joke that will forever…

Clearly 2576 pounds of torque at 3500 rpm.

Holy shit I know at least half of those 7 people!! What are the chances?

This is how my perception was messed up:

That headline makes it sound as though the Feds are laying blame on Tesla (as in, they knew, but didn’t do anything), when in fact they acknowledged that Tesla did some due diligence to avoid/mitigate foreseeable issues. So maybe a bit hyperbolic/clickbaity on the headline there?

The big picture though. It sends the message “We will catch you no matter what”.

TL:DR?

It’a along the lines of the Self-Crashing Mustang, or the Self-Igniting Ferrari

How is he going to watch Yankees games now?!

I was once walking home from a liquor store with a bottle of wine, when a guy approached me and demanded my wallet. I thought “Oh, I could take him,” and smashed the wine bottle against the wall of a building. He laughed... in my hand, I had nothing but a cork.

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…

More like this.

As a designer myself, I stopped counting the number of times I had to explain to people that geometrical balance doesn’t mean sh!t. The overall “weight” of all elements in a design and their relation between each other is what’s important to make it look good. Our brain is one of the most easiest thing to fool out…

I really REALLY liked The Good Dinosaur. Was it formulaic? Totally. But boy was it beautiful to look at. Felt like a Bill Watterson cartoon come to life.

“Those fancy auto-detecting braking systems are no better than a very good, aware driver, one of which happens to be me.” - 75% of America

looked a little more Blues Brothers than Jason Bourne

My wife’s office had a real tree, the owner thought it was charming to take such time and expense for the employees. Cut to 3 days later a nest of thousands of praying mantises (Manti?) were unleashed in the office, tiny, but protected by the law. Half the office was yelling not to kill them as the fine was too high,…

One in hole!

That new lower front fascia is epic and I love it.