At this point, the fierce and continued silence says all it needs to, for me. If he were making any kind of meaningful progress, we would likely have seen him out or at least have heard the good news. It would have been a triumphant thing. After this long, and with this attitude toward reveals, I’d say he’s…

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Dom doesn’t follow the laws of physics. He never went to law school.

He has changed quite a bit, if this picture of him and a friend from his big-spending heyday is anything to go by.

Despite all your words, I will still pronounce it how it should be pronounced:

Wrong:

Don’t build bridges, drive them

Somehow it is more heartwarming to see her double down on her racism than trot out some tired-ass excuse.

Yep, that’s usually how these videos go.

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 I know adults who don’t drink their OWN cereal milk. Those are the shifty fuckers we need a national registry for.

...and if he ever is shown speaking his mind, instead of doing obviously scripted schtick, we can find out what he thinks.

They probably have one of these on the car somewhere, too:

I heard one time about a mechanic who accidentally got some brake fluid in his mouth, and realized he liked the taste. It started a little bit at a time, but a couple of weeks later, he was drinking four or five bottles a day, having developed a preference for DOT 3. His friends and coworkers held an intervention to…

nope my 03 civic would eat this driveway for dinner

Auto-Erotic asphyxiation.

Assuming you know what you’re talking about, I just learned infinitely more about cricket than I previously knew. A superb summary.

One batsman hit the ball. He and the other batsman (the non-striker, who was the one who ended up being out) are attempting to switch places, which would score one run. Before the batsman who was out got all the way to his “ground” (similar to a base) the fielder threw the ball (impressively) at the wicket (that set…