Like, stand stand? Or just hover over the seat. Hovering I can understand, but standing just grosses me out. Doesn’t your butt turn into a brown mess, like if you squirted chocolate syrup into a paper towel, then folded it in half?

I alternate because if I don’t do a preemptive crack to sack wipe before I do the sack to crack all I do is smear all the stink nugget poo and any dangly-berries right back into my crack. Trust me, this method works FOR ME.

You lean forward a little and give your tush a little push upwards while maintaining contact on the seat with your thighs so that you can access it from the back. Duh!

Don’t anthropomorphize your car if you ever plan on selling it.

Standing would seem illogical. Doesn’t that shut the poop hole up?

I keep saying, I’m gunna make a WW2 style mouth with teeth decal for that area....

Superchargers are the charging stations Tesla owns that is the fastest charging available. Destination chargers utilize Tesla’s high power wall connectors - while they aren’t as fast as Superchargers, they are still very quick and they are cost-free and placed at hotels, restaurants and the like.

I could care less that you didn’t watch the video...and therefore did not get the joke

I disagree. I park my Porsche and wife’s BMW on the street. I accept that they will get nicked and scraped, but at then end of the day they are just cars and I have insurance. I am much happier using that money to travel and go to events. That’s just my view.

A rock star.

This is one of those situations where being alive trumps being right.

Just go ahead and step off the sidewalk in front of them, I’m sure it’ll turn out fine. For them at least.

It’s extremely hard to say rolling start in any other way than this:

I think the EB110 is one of the ugliest super cars ever made. I just can’t figure out why everyone goes on about these like they are the most beautiful things on earth. They look like the kind of car that one guy who used to work for a big car company made in his garage out of parts and some fiberglass.

Porsche! You care about us! (Sorta.) You really, really care about us! (Still no RS? But a GT3 with three pedals is good, too!)

It’s been 3 minutes, I think we can safely say he’s dead.

Think you guys missed the important Forza-related item here...

Chris Evans seems like a real piece of work. Matt LeBlanc may not be the most interesting person in the world, but he seems a lot more likeable than Evans.

I know putting the button with the notes are going be a challenge

Unpopular opinion: modern Lambos are beautiful.