Whatever man. Having a bunch or really insanely nice and cool cars doesn’t mean you have a small dick. I’m sick of this shit. I drive a really awful car and my dick is small and bad.

For some reason, this is all I can think of when I watch this.

I’m sure some giant dickhead will try; are you that guy?

It was running 30 dolphins (thats 2.3 whales for your metric types) before modding, but now they’re pushing 50+ dolphins.

It’s like that cool motorcycle sidecar racing where the guy moves all over for weighting purposes. Throw in some gator obstacles to make this awesome.

Oh, I know it.

Honestly I prefer the original.

My parents told me if I wanted a dirtbike or a kart, I would have to buy it myself.
then they re-nigged on that deal after I bused my ass to earn enough money to buy one.
so I bought a dirtbike anyway, and hid it at a friends house until I broke my wrist on it.

how the hell does a two year old acquire that level of skill?

My 5 year old has problems on her Razor scooter still, WTF is this magic?!

You’re only responding to the first part. He did that to set up the real demo where he mashed the throttle in top gear while going 20mph to show how it still pulls strong.

Lots of fond memories playing this as a kid.

Bill should just make eggs for the whole family. It’s the 2010s, man.

This thing does not look in any way like it could be crushed by a dwarf.

Don’t worry, you can abort the fetus with a bag of Doritos.

For all of those that have pointed out my stupidity, thank you. I guess my mind glossed over the mileage marker, even though I noticed the sign. I really did think it was a “before” and “after” picture, which is what confused the hell out of me. I actually mentioned this already in a post to someone else. No one can…

Short answer, yes.

After careful examination of the video, it appears that the engine blew up.

2/3rds of all statistics are made up.

I have ALWAYS wondered why vegans tried so hard to replicate non-vegan foods. My vegans “friends” would always proudly tell me “try this vegan bacons, it’s sooooo yummy, it’s just like real bacon/hamburger/chicken” — uhh, why are you trying so hard to replicate the things you are trying to dissuade people from eating?