Short of welding, this looks like an easy weekend project.

I’m glad you explained what competitive parking was, because I seriously envisioned: “That’s a pretty good parking job, between the lines on the sides, looks level, front is close to line, but not over, but you’ve got 12.6 feet on the left, and 12.7 on the right. Watch a professional work, junior!”

That music improved the hell out of this video.

Hey, I'm standing right here...

They celebrate half birthdays in school? WTF?

the lexus middle-management.

Paragraphs are awesome.

Reporter: Tom, do you like Don Trump?

Watch 4,5,6.

I thought that was a Forza 6 screenshot...

Legs? Where we’re going, we don’t NEED legs!

That's just how a real man sets the bone back into place.

“Dave, is that marijuana I smell?”

I didn’t steal, I used the format for inspiration and offered credit to the original author.

Ahh, the internet. Without it, I think Microsoft Excel would have failed as a product, its use is so opaque. When is it a comma and when is it a colon, and more importantly, in 2015 WHY DO I HAVE TO FUCKING KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

The only thing I’ve learned from the Ferrari, Hummer, and Skyline is that I have no concept of how long a year is and every day I inch closer to death.

Yes. I have a lifetime alignment with my local Firestone store. They have done a great job on all my cars over the years and the Tesla is no different.

Throw your hate my way.

They should arrest all those other people who were driving on the wrong side of the street.