Mic drop

it almost killed Richard Hammond. So it has that going for it.

I recently had a road trip across Texas (Houston, San Antonio, and Dallas) Everyone seemed fairly chill until I got to Dallas. Then it seemed like all the assholes just decided to go for a drive.

I’m immediately reminded of this:

If all you have is the stuff he says during these press things in which the boxers are meant to talk shit then I don’t know how you can make a convincing argument for his racism. He may know the undertones of what he is saying and he may be using those undertones to get under the skin of his competitor. Show me…

Actors are not paid according to their ability. They are paid according to their star power. And that’s what makes all of this so hard to judge.

Marlon Brando was paid more than Christopher Reeves for the first Superman movie for only appearing in the movie for like 10 minutes. Why? Because he was Marlon Fucking…

My hometown!

It was too good a name not to have had examples out there. Also, the internet always reminds us that there are no original ideas.

The Rusty Cactus would be a great saloon name.

This was no narrow defeat. This is a Cleveland Browns-level loss.

If it was fake, why does the car stop dead for like 20 seconds near the end, before driving off again and finishing?

I cruised through the video, but I did notice that the car STOPS DEAD on the road for a good 20 seconds at about the 10:49 mark.

I’m guessing the driver had to switch to another battery or something. Weird.

Hates Trump. Idolizes Putin.
I haven’t been this conflicted since I first saw, then heard Tomi Lahren speak.

A moose once bit my sister.

Could go with the inventor of the Hail Mary AND a Cowboy, Roger Staubach.

lalalalalalala - I can’t hear you - lalalalalala

You have to turn on auto-pilot, but I thought that auto-steer was on by default. It doesn’t drive the car for you, but it will actively try to avoid a crash.

The Force isn’t Midi-chlorians because the prequels don’t exist, and I pray that no future Star Wars movies ever mentions them.

I also hope that one day we can get a legitimate prequel trilogy so we can thoroughly scrub our minds proper.

Come on. Headline needs to be a playful..
“What is your most heart-wrenching story?”

“Since I did not want to make things awkward, I told her what I had planned to do, and that I did have feelings for her, but I was fine with staying friends.”