Not a word on the cracker-spreading viability.

at 1:15

If that thing drops a deuce it’s all over.

I was kind of hoping that this article would be about having tried all these things and reported back on their practicality/efficacy.

Not an off-the-cuff chat log.

I doubt a cannon could generate enough force to achieve escape velocity. And could you even do it without any kind of course correction. You’d have to get stupid lucky to actually get to the sun, but the body would incinerate millions of miles before it even got there.

I mean there are a lot of logistical problems with…

OK deal as long as you don’t want a frickin’ laser mounted on it.

OK deal as long as you don’t want a frickin’ laser mounted on it.

There are only two important things I believe about sex.

This is of the “go-directly-to-hell-for-laughing” variety. Luckily she didn’t have a stroke, but was from a migraine. My first reaction was laughter followed by, “Holy shit, I think I just witnessed a stroke, I hope she’s all right.”

I thought of this —— IMMEDIATELY.

Small talk terrifies me and I’m afraid to really ask any question, especially if I haven’t seen them in a long time.
“How’s the new baby?”
-”Dead. Yesterday. Thanks for asking.”

“How’s the wife?”
-”Told me I had a little dick and left.”

“How’s the job?”
-”I’ve been unemployed for a year. Things are looking bleak. I’m…

All pilots have to regularly spend time in the simulator to make sure they are prepared for odd problems and emergencies.

If an autopilot can pass the test and either equal or surpass human pilots then I have no problem with it.

I think they have drones that can autonomously land on an aircraft carrier. If that’s the…

It’s the price of early adoption. Clear and simple. It all depends on how much you value what you are getting for your money. If getting your car earlier than most is worth the dividends on your average $1000 investment during that period then put the money down. If not, don’t.

A thousand dollar refundable deposit on a car from a company that you are excited about and believe will deliver a good car? Nothing wrong or stupid about that.

Glad he’s alive. I also question the character of someone who feels the need to tell you how many cars they have.

I just bought my first “real” house (other one was a new-ish townhouse I didn’t have to really do anything with).

New house was built in ‘74.I replaced the roof, well pump, garage doors, upgraded electrical, and replaced all the toilets (not to mention a complete redo of the kitchen and a lot of new electrical work).

.e.I don’t like them and always call them “rasp berries” because that is the respect they deserve

Like when I order pizza.

It’s like Home Alone, but with drunks and left turns.

Stop. Just, stop. They wanted to make a movie about anthropomorphic cars. There are automatic and inherent problems with this that are immediately written off.

There are no answers because they were never intended to be answered.

I think it was just assumed that all women drove better than men and didn’t need a book to mansplain it to them.

This was, of course, before CRV-Woman was born.