my obgyn once delivered a baby that was HOLDING ONTO THE IUD THAT TRIED TO THWART IT.

Taylor Swift being a high end cat burglar would explain so many things.

je suis fucking him on the side.

Yeah, I’m really not ok with this. I don’t care how right you are I can’t get behind mob justice. This is the 2016 version of torch-wielding villagers. If anything, those protesters should be in front of the judge’s house, he’s the one with the actual power required to bring about such a miscarriage of justice. Sure…

On one hand this quasi-mob justice makes me pretty uncomfortable (what if next time it is directed at someone far less worthy of public hatred). Then again, the legal system failed to deliver anything close to justice in this case, and I hope his crime haunts this piece of shit for the rest of his life. Thinking of…

What is Matt Bomber supposed to do, “easily”?

Yeah, I kinda feel the same. Social media like twitter makes a lot of people feel entitled to a conversation with you. He’s an actor. It’s his job to audition and pursue roles. It’s not like he’s sitting around getting fat off of that sweet, sweet White Collar money. He’s a working actor supporting himself and a…

Maybe Matt Bomer didn’t think “maybe someday you’ll actually do something good” was opening the conversation and thought it felt just a teeny tad hostile from someone he didn’t know at all.

Can’t say I blame Matt for blocking that woman.

Good for Selena. She definitely needs to take care of this kid. His nose was always running.

I went to high school with Peter Brant Jr. and he was one of the most vile, rude, and entitled brats I’ve ever met.

Come the Revolution, fuckers like this will be first against the wall.

Oh god, that’s me. People admire me and deeply enjoy my company...buuuut only once every few years. I’m a high-strung know-it-all spaz, but damn it if I don't have good stories about the old days!

Come on, Rachel...

White people aren’t allowed to sing anything because black people invented literally all music.

You know, I know you’re talking to a group of Liberals (including me) here, but calling God “Imaginary Sky Daddy” while talking about how you’re so much smarter than conservatives is *exactly* what makes conservative people who don’t think very hard about it think that liberals are assholes.

if memory serves (these sorts of cults fascinate me) they plan towns that straddle state lines on purpose. it doesn’t necessarily make crimes more difficult to prosecute once they’re found out but it does make it much more difficult for police to conduct raids since their jurisdiction ends halfway through the town.…

well it was a fun controversy while it lasted folks

Crossing my fingers in hopes that they do a decent job of representing Cuban-American culture. Moreno isn’t Cuban, but Puerto Rican is close enough (I say this as a Cuban-American who has lived in P.R. and still has a great deal of family there).

As a Hispanic, I’m offended that the white male you’re talking about didn’t also take umbrage with the fact that the Resistance’s ace pilot/top gun X-Wing maven is portrayed by a Latino.