I got Tiff, which considering the options I’ll take as a win.

I was thinking MeKristopheles.

*Looks back on I, Frankenstein*

This is Garin and Erika, IF YOU WANT TO HELP FIX THIS (and now you do)- go to our website (links in article) www.RHAvote.com and SIGN THE PETITION immediately, and follow links to Rally and Rise RallyandRise.org to get info on calling senators to put pressure on them. We have talked to the senators- this matters, call…

Due to the constant accretion of stars, the Force of Celebrity Gravitation has increased to the point most arcs are nearly straight lines, rather short. It’s like throwing a football on Jupiter (where even Brown Dwarfs wouldn’t overthrow their backs). The fear is, some event like the birth of Katy Perry will push us…

I guess that’s why they tried to pair her up with “Ross” on Friends—trying separately to make his character less boring/whiney/oh-so-white :)

I’ve always considered Aisha Tyler to be so intelligent and articulate, and her observations of Kanye West are a great example of that. I’d love to know more about what she thinks happened between past-Kanye and the shell of a person he often appears to be now. It seems like it’s been more than his mother dying…

[Cornell and Roger Ailes sit in Charon’s barge, and open their complimentary meals.]

For a liberal hero, this is the weakest possible endorsement of impeachment possible.

Dude, 3 years after losing my whole friend circle (well, I thought they were my friends too, but divorce proved that I was delusional), I finally have 2 friends of my own. One is a woman my age, the other is the 85 yo man that lives in the apartment next to mine.

Mein Nipple Clamphf?

He will never take my Milo!

Also, to be clear, there is a generational split within the Cuban American community. The older generation is still mad about Kennedy/Castro. The younger generation is majority Democrat and little different than any other group of that persuasion.

I think the Cubans feel betrayed by the Democrats, specifically JFK, for not going in and taking their country back from Castro and returning their holdings, now long lost. They also aren’t happy about any opening of relations that doesn’t involve the overthrow of the Cuban government and returning to them of their…

Of course it isn’t! It’s “moosers” as in: “Look at you little moosers with your giant mooser snooters I just wanna smooch.”

He’s more of a so-so-ciopath

Did your professor also have a string of pearls hung next to the article for people to clutch while they read it?

Fuck that kid, right? Because he’s rich and white and entitled and remorseless.

How It’s Made

Jezebel was such a big part of the cuntiness directed at AH. I feel like maybe there should be some acknowledgement in this article link.