Christina Hendricks for Taena Merryweather

Not that I know her or anything about her life, but I'm so happy Amanda Bynes is doing better.

I have a slight Miami Accent (yes it's a thing). It comes across in my speech rhythm and in my L-sounds. As always, it wasn't until I moved away that I even realized I had it.

Circumcision is one of those issues that people get weirdly intense over.

Yeah. I'm a guy and I'm just like "Try cutting off the entire head of your penis and get back to me"

Oh God. My last two years in high school my friend group wasn't the "popular" kids by any means, but we had major drama. Like, TV-show-on-the-CW-level drama. There were break-ups and make-ups and cheating scandals and schisms...

Honestly? I kind of liked it. I was never directly involved, I was really just an observer.…

Aisha Tyler has a bit about this on her stand-up special. When she and her husband made a sex tape

"I learned that people who make porn professionally ARE PROFESSIONALS"

As a fellow 6' 4" chubby guy trying to get in shape, he gives me hope

Uh, what?

Repeat after me:

Sorry, every time I see Cameron Diaz mentioned I have to tell this story from college:

How many times has VR been "The Next Big Thing" and "Just Around the Corner"? It's like Lucy and the football at this point.

Have you actually read GOOP? In her mind she's not selling anything. She's just providing helpful tips for the mom on the go. Like $500 cleanses and weekend-long spa retreats.

Because she doesn't understand that. The tone of GOOP is that her lifestyle is totally normal and practical for most moms everywhere. It's Paltrow's complete lack of self-awareness that sets people on edge.

I hate how happy and wonderful Chris Hemsworth and his beautiful Spanish wife are with their perfect family. It makes me want to cry, and I'm trying to cultivate a air of detached cynicism.

BUT THEY ARE TOO ADORABLE AND I CAAAAAANNNNNNNT

Elsa Pataky has a secret second family with the lost Hemsworth brother!!!!

(Or maybe Chis Hemsworth and Chris Hemsworth are the same person)
#corrections

I was a boring supporter of the "wiggle and pop" method.

That's a real thing, they've done studies on it. If you ask native Spanish speakers to describe aspects of forks (fork is the masculine tenedor), they're more likely to use masculine adjectives like "strong", "piercing", or "dangerous". French speakers, from whom fork is feminine, use words like "delicate", "precise",…

Where is Christian Siriano? Literally the only times I've ever liked her red carpet looks they were by him.

Christina. Baby. Sweety. Honey. Come here and let's have a talk.