When I was a sophomore in college, my dorm room had short "hallway" with the bathroom on the left and the closet on the right before the main room. St. Patrick's day, a little before 2AM, I came in (still pretty buzzed) to find that my good friend and roommate Bob* had come in before me. Bob was not usually a sloppy…

No, haven't you heard? Rich people are evil and so are their children and nothing bad happens to them ever and if it does then it's their fault and we should all point and laugh.

Thank you! That's been my response. "Really? This girl is Satan for being spoiled and immature at 18?"

But then of course the replies are all "I was totally self-sufficient at 16 and took out loans and didn't rely on anyone and blah blah blah blah blah". Commenters yell at Republicans for advocating bootstrapping, but…

I went to high school with plenty of boys and girls like this. This is a classic case of Rich People Problems. Parents think that private schools and material privileges are enough to raise a good kid. I put the blame solely on them.

I'm actually going to risk getting flamed and say I don't actually think Rachel (the…

Pamuk. He fine.

Disney isn't doing this remake, Warner Brothers is. Not that it makes it better.

New Zealand! Where the men are men and the sheep are scared!

Uh what? She's clearly a smart woman who wouldn't buy in to the whole "breast is best and if you don't breastfeed you might as well leave your child to be raised by wolves" mentality.

This isn't just random. She had an 87% chance of developing breast cancer and a 50% chance of developing ovarian cancer. After a discussion with her doctor and presumably her family, she decided that the risks of surgery were more acceptable than the risks of cancer.

People say that a lot "Rape isn't about sex, it's about power." But that's only half true. Rapists use power to get sex.

That's a fairly severe sentence. Plus a dishonorable discharge. This is far from a slap on the wrist.

Hey guys. Rich Juzwiak over at your sister-site just wrote a really interesting piece on his experience with PReP. (BTW, PReP is the name of the treatment regimen, the drug itself is called Truvada.)

I love me some Maple-Flavored corn syrup AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME DAMMIT!

I knew someone would say that. Slut shaming is saying "promiscuity is always a result of psychological dysfunction". This is of course factually incorrect. But just because it's not always a sign of a problem, doesn't mean it's never a sign of a problem, especially when coupled with the aforementioned compulsive…

I've always said that Chelsea Handler seems like a deeply disturbed person. Compulsive lying, hypersexuality, alcohol abuse, it just doesn't look good. I like her show and her books are funny, but I have no illusions: she's an awful human being.

First of all, she's working with Vodafone, .

What the actual fuck? Her charity promotes education for woman. She is partnering with a phone company with a product to help educate women. It's not selling out to take steps to accomplish your goal.

The sound was clearly fucked up and she couldn't hear herself, hence the fuck up on the last high note.

This is what happens when you take a 12-year-old, give him unlimited money and attention, and never let him hear the word "no".

If he stops getting ugly tattoos.